North Korea claims to have come up with cure for AIDS, Ebola, SARS, MERS

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by Poeman, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2006
    Messages:
    14,555
    Likes Received:
    8,379
    Someone give this man a DAMN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
    [​IMG]

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/north-korea-claims-cure-mers-ebola-aids-31882077


    North Korea Claims It Has Cure for MERS, Ebola and AIDS
    SEOUL, South Korea — Jun 19, 2015, 5:58 AM ET

    Associated Press

    North Korea says it has succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed.

    The authoritarian, impoverished nation better known for pursuing a nuclear program despite global criticism announced Friday it has a drug can prevent and cure MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS.

    The secretive state did not provide proof, and the claim is likely to provoke widespread skepticism.

    The official Korean Central News Agency said scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements. According to the pro-North Korea website Minjok Tongshin, the drug was originally produced in 1996.

    "Malicious virus infections like SARS, Ebola and MERS are diseases that are related to immune systems, so they can be easily treated by Kumdang-2 injection drug, which is a strong immune reviver," KCNA said.

    North Korea shut out foreign tourists for half a year with some of the world's strictest Ebola controls, even though no cases of the disease were reported anywhere near the country, before lifting the restrictions earlier this year.

    It is believed to be struggling to combat diseases such as tuberculosis, and respiratory infections are among its most common causes of death, according to the World Health Organization.

    North Korea trumpeted the same drug during deadly bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013.

    The North's claim comes as rival South Korea fights an outbreak of MERS that has killed two dozen people and sickened more than 160 since last month. There is no vaccine for the disease.
     
  2. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    16,349
    Likes Received:
    7,607
    I thought this was going to be an onion article.
     
  3. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2002
    Messages:
    8,355
    Likes Received:
    8,706
    I guess you missed this, it also protects from harm from the use of computers and morning sickness. A true miracle drug.
     
  4. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2011
    Messages:
    6,312
    Likes Received:
    1,636
    But STILL no cure for bad haircuts.
     
  5. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    16,349
    Likes Received:
    7,607
    can someone please photoshop a giant cheeseburger into that fat retards hands?
     
    RuJFan likes this.
  6. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2014
    Messages:
    2,943
    Likes Received:
    1,006
    Give it a day or two and Google "photoshopbattles kim jong un", there will probably be a hundred shops of this picture on Reddit.
     
  7. FazeOne17

    FazeOne17 Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2006
    Messages:
    378
    Likes Received:
    189
    [​IMG][/URL][/IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    TNJet, JetsVilma28, NYJetsO12 and 3 others like this.
  8. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2002
    Messages:
    8,355
    Likes Received:
    8,706
  9. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2005
    Messages:
    15,454
    Likes Received:
    393
    anyone can cure those diseases.

    Herd protection rate.

    Treat the infected with a 230 grain load.
     
  10. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
    Moderator

    Joined:
    May 3, 2004
    Messages:
    29,723
    Likes Received:
    1,053
    xxedge72x likes this.
  11. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    12,286
    Likes Received:
    3,954
    Thank you Dear Leader! Praise pyongyang!
     
  12. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2006
    Messages:
    14,555
    Likes Received:
    8,379
    It's Dear Supreme Leader to you...

    Someone take him to the shooting range for disrespect/
     
  13. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    12,286
    Likes Received:
    3,954
    :eek:
     
  14. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    37,925
    Likes Received:
    31,864
    Do you get the feeling that the NoKor cure for those diseases is a high cal. round fired into the temple?
     
    TNJet and NYJFOREVER like this.
  15. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2012
    Messages:
    7,968
    Likes Received:
    4,119
    Damn. He's way fatter than in The Interview. shame when these movie stars let themselves go.
     
  16. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2003
    Messages:
    27,744
    Likes Received:
    28,973
    [​IMG]

    "So I said 'let there be light'... and created our sun."
     
  17. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2014
    Messages:
    2,943
    Likes Received:
    1,006
  18. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2014
    Messages:
    2,943
    Likes Received:
    1,006
  19. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2014
    Messages:
    2,943
    Likes Received:
    1,006
  20. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2014
    Messages:
    2,943
    Likes Received:
    1,006

Share This Page