Haha, "I beat Peyton and Brady back to back on the road". Funny the Jets did that in 2010 and then the Ravens have to come along and rain on our parade.
QB's on facebook http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-and-then-there-were-two/ Kinda long, but made me laugh.
The Beyonce stuff was weaksauce but Brady's pickup lines were pretty funny especially when you consider he's probably used them on guys.