Denver Broncos: Coaches say new Broncos running back Travis Henry has all the tools necessary to thrive in Denver's system. He has legs. And also arms, a torso and a head. The only thing Henry needs to work on are ethical issues over his blockers taking out the knees of his would-be tacklers ? Head coach Mike Shanahan has completed his preseason regimen of chemical injections to get his skin to a glowing Broncos Orange ? According to numerous media reports, Jay Cutler is the greatest quarterback of all-time.
also found this one slightly amusing Oakland Raiders: Owner Al Davis is said to be so excited about this season that he purchased a new gold chain for his lady glasses ? Doctors have diagnosed new head coach Lane Kiffin's mystery ailment as a very severe case of regret ? New quarterback Daunte Culpepper was disappointed to arrive in Oakland only to discover Randy Moss had already left.