To Whom It May Concern, I would like to start off by saying screw you to all of those who reported the "Belichick Arrested" thread as fake news. I had no idea I was participating in the most serious message board in the NFL. What was Belichick going to be arrested for? I would also like to state that other message boards at least warn a member instead of an immediate ban without warning, which is at least rational. Not that my day was ruined by not being able to see air filled threads about "How we're going to stop Willis McGahee" or "Will Ray Lewis Play". All in all, I want to send out a personal invitation to those mad at my thread to come on over to parking lot 13A before the Miami game so I can hand you a warm beer and a cold hot dog. For those of you who aren't going to the game, I'll be thinking about you when I'm tearing off the Miami game from my season tickets. I hope you all get 5 minutes of sleep tonight...
For what it's worth, you have, by far, the coolest "Screw you all, I'm outta here" farewell thread I've seen at TGG.
You write that as if attending a game is a good thing. I'll be home watching all the games via Sunday Ticket. You'll be at the game sitting in a crummy seat with a bunch of assholes all around you.
