Miserable Jet fans in London

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  1. Brook!

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    A Muslim terrorist is coming to town on January 18th and leaving town January 21st. I will be staying at South London. Crappy hotel Selsdon Park Hotel in South Croydon CR2 8YA.

    Any TGG bretheren(or chicks preferable) close by? Daytime, my brain will be raped by Supply Chain Analytics. Night time, I am hoping to kiss an ugly British chick if possible.

    Inquire within.
     
  2. JStokes

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    Go for a BJ.

    They have really nice teeth.

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    Kiss only please.
     
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    How the fuck do I get carded for cigarettes, and you get free reign to travel around the globe? You didn't happen to be in Germany on Christmas eve did you? At the train station?
     
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  5. Brook!

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    Because I am sexy? :)

    Short story Bellows. My company said you spent enough time in USA.Time to relocate. I said I can't. Stokes knows the details. They said OK stay in USA but travel to Europe for business. My family still lives in USA but my office is in Rotterdam and I spend most of my time travelling and come back to USA for a week or two in between.

    I was in Netherlands first half of December and up until Christmas I was in India.

    In USA now but time to go back to Europe office. Flying tomorrow. Will stay in Rotterdam for 10 days then London then Zurich then come back home for 2 weeks then fly to Shanghai for 3 weeks. So on so forth.

    Now, any chicks from London? Beers on me. :)

    PS: I lived in London for 6 months back in 1999. Stayed in Edgware. I also spent some time in Brighton. Some hot chicks in Brighton. Good times back in the day.
     
  6. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Hahaha well played, gangs of North Africans or Middle Eastern Men Sexual assaulting German women in Cologne is not an issue to a Merkel.
     
  7. Brook!

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    Where will you take me in Taipei? Some sexy girls maybe? :)
     
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    It's obviously their own faults for dressing in an inviting manor.
     
  9. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    I'll be gone man, I'll be in the Philippines again. I'll be leaving Taiwan the second week of February and will be hitting up some beaches to surf and swim with whale sharks.
     
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    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Yes, if only young European women would listen to the Sharia patrols in their local municipalities
     
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    I agree with your company, you been here too long. GTFO.
     
  12. Brook!

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    Why do I feel like you are avoiding me? Don't worry I won't behead you. :) Enjoy the beaches and bitches my friend.


    I am beyond hurt. :(
     
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    If you're in a safe place to touch yourself, I'll post pictures of my goats.
     
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    Yeah. Go ahead. I love me some goats but busy watching the Vikings-Seahawks game at the moment.
     

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