Miami Ground Machine

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  1. GreenMachine

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    Really? Are you serious? How much more gay can a franchise get?

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-jets-dolphins&prov=ap&type=lgns
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  2. Jake

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    So are we 'getting down' on the playground or in the parking lot? Make a decision Joey.
     
  3. MBGreen

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    C'mon everbody and do the conga
     
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    I hope that the playground is not the same place as the parking lot because that sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    And here I thought it was the Yellow Brick Road that ran through Miami.
     
  7. WhiteShoeWillis

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    Hey Joey, this aint the play ground, it's the NFL. You're about to get punched in the mouth by grown ass men, not bullies in the school yard.
     
  8. jaywayne12

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    This is reminding me of a South Park episode...so let me get this straight..is Little Joey Porter trying to say its "ON"?
     
  9. JetsVilma28

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    Jerry Porter, meet Bart Scott and a real NFL defense. You aint no bully
     
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    It does. Just ask TotoDestroyer.
     
  11. 101GangGreen101

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    Man Joey Porter is quickly joining the ranks of NFL player's I can't stand, I guess he doesn't mind joining Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas, T.O., and Tom Brady, God there all so annoying man I can't wait for the Dolfags to get their asses kicked tonight, i'm glad were the "underdogs" it's ok though as long as Jet Fans believe thats all we need
     
  12. jaywayne12

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    Bastard..he is even bragging about taking out the dog. At least Dorothy survived.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's the male equivalent of an angry dyke who wants to cut off men's penises. He claims "Toto" is another word for vag. Apparently, he wants to destroy them since he can't get any use out of them.
     
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    desert swordz Totally Addicted

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    i heard kellen winslow talking shit about joey porter saying that he dances like a gay guy and that he dances donned with his shirt halfway up his torso.
     
  16. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    Thats actually very very funny.

    Tell him it would help in his destruction if he didnt announce "baby....you are about to get the hardest 2 inches of your life".
     
  17. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Really the AFC East goes through Miami? Was it the 1-3 start that convinced him of this? I've got news for ya Joey...after tonight your season ends in Miami.
     
  18. GreenHornet

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    More fin fans

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    BTW, Rich, your friend is absolutely retarded.
     

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