http://deadspin.com/5897173/a-corne...p-as-mark-sanchez-and-sign-autographs-in-town guess their gettin ready for t camp.
Cornell's so gay. How'd they manage to find a tan person in Ithaca? The "security guards" are clearly prepubescent pledges...
Winning comment on Deadspin: While everyone agreed that the pledge did a fantastic job of pretending to be Sanchez, many thought he took his commitment to character way too far when--after the hazing was over--he went home to take a nap and shit the bed.
torturous freshman hazing.. having this guy pretend to be a multimillionaire nfl starting quarterback?! GET THESE DISGUSTING FRATS OFF CAMPUS
wonder who they'll get to play Tebow next week..... edit...they should have 'tebow' signing bibles!!!