I can't believe this article hasn't been posted yet. Miami Dolphins: Jets RB likes his alone time Posted by Mike Berardino on June 22, 2009 09:18 AM It's not very often that I read a quote that makes me laugh out loud, but this comment from Jets (and former FSU) running back Leon Washington made me spit out my Cinnamon Pecan Special K (highly addictive) when I read it in the latest ESPN The Magazine (Maria Sharapova on the cover): "After we warm up before a game," Washington says in tiny type at the bottom of page 69, "I gotta take a dump. It's a huge benefit to release that gas you don't need. The facilities are beautiful. We're spoiled. If I get a good one, I know I am gonna score two touchdowns." Which is interesting because, according to pro-football-reference.com, Washington has scored multiple TDs in the same game five times as a pro during the regular season. That includes the Dec. 2, 2007 game in Miami Gardens when he hit the Dolphins for two rushing touchdowns. Perhaps someone should alert the janitorial staff at Land Shark Stadium and advise them to plug up the pipes in the visiting locker room when the Jets come to town on Monday Oct. 12. Cleaning up afterwards might not be so pleasant, but if it neutralizes the Jets' running game, well, wouldn't that be a "huge benefit" to the home team?
I'd love to see him drop 2 TD's on the 'phins on my birthday, especially after dropping the "Browns" down the crapper.
Hah. I've got a similar thing - When I start warming up, I'll usually need to take a shit really badly. If I take a dump break then I run great, if I don't then I run like shit.
I'm kind of the same way, but instead of when I'm warming up for a game it's when somebody shows up to a party with some coke.
Every time I did coke it made me want to take a huge dump. I guess it's come full circle. EDIT: I guess that's exactly what you said hahaha... Maybe my sandwich is laced?
never had that problem with coke but i totally like to drop the kids off at the pool before i go workout
