Kim Jong-Un bans skinny jeans and mullets

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  1. patleahy

    patleahy Well-Known Member

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    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/wo...0210521-ypzoo46jv5bs7c4rjvs6jo4sdm-story.html

    North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong-Un doesn’t care if you’re stuck in the past or just trying to be "hipster-level ironic" — he will not tolerate mullets or skinny jeans in his repressed country.

    The dictator, who favors short hair and husky-sized outfits, reportedly banned those fashion choices, under penalty of imprisonment, fearing they could be a gateway to “decadent” Western influences. Ripped or torn jeans were also banned.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's alright, I've heard it's kind of hard to make a pair of skinny jeans out of leaves and dirt anyway.
     
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    donkey Well-Known Member

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    They are an atheist country and the mullet is the haircut of the gods, so...
     
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    Can we do that here?
     
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