Kale Dumps and farts

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  1. eyedea

    eyedea Active Member

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    I've been drinking these "cleansing" kale shakes in the morning, they blast right threw me. I’ve been dropping more dumps then a truck and blasting farts all day.

    •4 stalks kale
    •4 celery stems
    •1 cucumber
    •1 pear
    •1/2″ ginger
    •8 oz water (optional, to help items blend together more smoothly)


    = Ass blasting.
     
    #1 eyedea, Jun 14, 2013
  2. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    add a banana that may slow u down.
     
    #2 jilozzo, Jun 14, 2013
  3. eyedea

    eyedea Active Member

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    I like to crop dust in an open area, then look around at people with dirty looks.
     
    #3 eyedea, Jun 14, 2013
  4. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    at least ur supporting local methane levels for the climate nuts
     
    #4 jilozzo, Jun 14, 2013
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Probably wouldn't be a problem if your pucker wasn't stretched out like a birth canal.
     
    #5 abyzmul, Jun 14, 2013
  6. Satan

    Satan Well-Known Member

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    So your causing global warming
     
    #6 Satan, Jun 14, 2013
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