http://www.theage.com.au/video/vide...m-truly-sorry-amber-heard-20160418-4dnre.html 36 seconds of hilarity
Love me some Aussies, Satan. Probably my single favorite people behind the Mongolian indigenous. On the flip side, fuck Ireland. Not the Irish people in the US so much, but holy fuck the people in Ireland are just a gigantic pile of Fuck You. They make the English seem trustworthy. And I have family from Ireland.
Why are Australians "warm and erect"? Edit: strike that question. Satan. Explains itself. Edit #2: I kinda liked Barnaby Joyce's response. A great sport about it. And he acknowledged how the strangeness of the video probably did more to get their their message around the world than if they played it straight. Edit #3: Why would Johnny Depp choose THAT as the fake signature accent to adopt for the rest of his life?
In all seriousness ,mrs depp was very lucky , bringing in animals is a big no no without proper papers, animals should have gone to quarantine for months. Signing the immigration card when it's wrong can be costly and put you on watch list so any future visits means a luggage search. Btw if you dont know story.Last year they came on private plane from usa , depp was filming here. They did bot declare dogs to quarantine on arrival. A week later dogs are taken to local groomer, owners put photos on fb saying we just dis jonny depp's dogs . Quarantine finds out? Reaches Joyce who tells them leave country with dogs within 2 days or they could get destroyed.they leave, courtcase is aftermath . Video is part of punishment and get 2 charges dropped
Do not desecrate the home of the British penal colony. Crocodile Dundee was almost called to take care of the canines.
Well, yeah, I do understand why you'd want to protect the biological balance on an isolated country like Australia. And don't get me wrong - I'm among the many in this country who just love Australia and its people. Brits, but with better weather, better teeth, hotter women, quirky expressions and an amazing sense of who-gives-a-fuck. But let's be honest about this. Natural selection in Australia has given us an island chock full of animals that will either eat you, poison you, sting you, strangle you or stuff you in a pouch. What are we preserving?
Don't sleep on those Duck Billed Platypus either. The males are venomous during mating season. They say not even morphine works for the pain and there was one case of someone being hypersensitive to pain for 3 months after getting spurred.
I've hung out in those penthouses... they are sweet. A very good friend of mine testified early on in this trial... I'm not so sure he helped Johnny's case.
If had a nickel every time an ex took a dump on my side of the bed.............. Watching that I also discovered I share the same birthday as that nutbag.
