Again, these guys have so much cash, hire a fucking driver. If I planned on hitting the town and I had that much bankroll, that is what I would do.
Seriously, why would you want to drive home drunk when you could be in the back of a limo getting hammer-handed by some whores??
i cant go out and enjoy myself if i know i have to drive home later, im broke and if i go out i make sure i have a ride.
I admit that I wanted to see the Jets bring him in this offseason since he fits right into what our team needs, but apparently, I needed to be given a sobriety test as well. Wow...you could not even make this shit up. I know he'll probably produce anyway going forward, but our team doesn't need someone dumb enough to do some crap like this before even playing a down for his new team. Glad, Tanny wasn't listening to me on this one.
Not just DUI but battery on a peace officer and resisting arrest. He also originally wasn't the one pulled over, a friend he was following was pulled over and he decided to stop also. What a moron. I am thinking it is just because he is black though.
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) -- Authorities say NFL linebacker Joey Porter has been arrested in Bakersfield on suspicion of drunken driving and accused of assaulting an officer and resisting arrest. The California Highway Patrol says the 33-year-old player was confronted by officers early Saturday in a Taco Bell parking lot. Porter refused to provide his driver's license and began to roll up his window when asked to leave the car. Police say that when an officer reached to unlock the door Porter slapped the officer's hand. Porter eventually got out and complied with orders, placing his hands behind his back. He and a passenger were arrested. The 11-year veteran recently signed with the Arizona Cardinals. He also has played for Pittsburgh and Miami. http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/03/27/joey-porter-arrested-for-assault/
I wish he got arrested for crack, it would be so much funnier. That being said Porter is a gigantic asshole.....fuck him.
does nobody find humor in the fact he was hanging out in a taco bell parking lot? btw your comment appears to be stretching the truth of what happened a bit. or maybe i just read it wanting porter to be dumb. which he succeeded at anyway.
