Jets....The Musical

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  1. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    I've been dragging my feet on post 1,100 because I couldn't come up with a good idea. Yesterday after a mention of West Side Story in the BS forum, I remembered the Jets song from the movie. Seemed like some good material to work with. Anyway, it is a little more harsh than some of my better stuff, but what can I say...I'm a little rusty...it's still training camp.

    In any case, here is my version of that tune.

    Later,
    DbJ

    When you're a Jet,
    You're a Jet all the way
    From your first fumbled snap
    To your last game delay.

    When you're a Jet,
    If the clock hits zero,
    You thought you would win,
    But had one yard to go!

    You're back for a pass,
    You're shoulder?s disconnected!
    You're down on the grass:
    When blocking was expected,
    QBs aren?t protected!

    The losses are met
    With a capital J,
    Which you'll never forget
    Cause Brien?s kick sailed astray.
    When you're a Jet,
    You stay a Jet!

    When you're a Jet,
    You're the joke of the town,
    You're foolin? no one
    With a draw on third down!

    When you're a Jet,
    You're the sorry'est thing:
    Mike Haight, you're the man;
    Roger Vick, you're the king!

    The Jets missed a gear,
    Our offense ain?t clickin'!
    That much is clear
    'Cause our last coach chased a chicken!

    Here come the Jets
    And I scream ?What the hell!?
    Vinnie T threw a pick,
    Oh God, I don't feel well!

    Here come the Jets:
    Little fan, step aside!
    Stick your head underground,
    Better run, better hide!

    They?re jumpin? the line,
    Our run defense is hidden!
    We're hangin' a sign,
    Says "Championships forbidden"
    And we ain't kiddin'!

    Here come the Jets,
    Yeah! With Tangini intrigue
    We?ll beat every team
    In the whole buggin' league!
    In the whole!
    Ever!
    Tangini!
    Lovin'!
    League!
    Yeah!
     
  2. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    Very good! I would say you are already in early-regular-season form.
     
  3. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Holy Cr*p, HAH. Let's rumble!
     
  4. ThunderbirdJet

    ThunderbirdJet New Member

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    DBJ.... I actually think this is your best effort yet! I LIKE it! WSS.... just like our staduim!

    BTW, I am still wondering how Alex is doing.... a short blurb in this thread won't hurt anyone.... just a quicky... I think about him.
     
  5. jesterjetman

    jesterjetman Active Member

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    haha lol-- the pain stings
     
  6. ScotsJet

    ScotsJet Active Member

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    i like it.
     
  7. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    That was excellent DBJ.
    Thankfully you didn't choose "I feel pretty" from the same musical.
     
  8. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    T-Bird,

    I updated the Alex thread on the BS page:

    http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=4557&page=20

    Thanks,
    DbJ
     
  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Bump-a-Jet. :)
     

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