Jets Fantasy Football Team Names

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  1. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Joined a FFL with a bunch of co-workers. Trying to come up with a team name for this year and it's pretty tough. I normally go with The Fear Boners after the team name from The League. But I don't know all the people in the league so I can't go with it. Maybe I could go with a Jets themed name.

    Mangold Showers
    Decker? I Hardly Know Her

    No idea what else fits this year. Just nothing with Vick.
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    So Bleeding Chihuahua Cunts is out of the question?
     
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    Willie up your Colon
     
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  4. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Yea, both of those probably are best left to leagues with friends.
     
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    deerow84 Well-Known Member

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    Fear Boners was great. When does that show start up again?

    Off-topic, I know.
     
  6. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    September 3rd, 10pm on FXX. Day before the first NFL game of the season.
     
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    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

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    I'm going with Eric Upperdecker in one of my leagues.
     
  8. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Death by Dread.
     
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    D'brickashawshank Redemption
     
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    Milliner Peninsula
     
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    Rexual Trauma
     
  12. JStokes

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    We're going with The Upperdeckers in our league.

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    Good discretion. You never want people you don't know see you sweat. I'd go with "The Confident Hard-ons."


    Fantasy Football: isn't that where you can end up rooting for New England Patriot players to have a good game?
     
  14. JStokes

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    The guy I'm splitting my team with grew up a Bengals fan but when he moved to NY became a Jet fan (what an idiot on both accounts, right?).

    The deal we have is NO Patriots on our team regardless of value. I will not root for a Pat ever. I'd rather root for the Iraqi Republican Guard.

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    Greenday3457,Human?
     
  16. deerow84

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    Can't go wrong with Nick Folk's name: Folk hero, Folk tale or the more aggressive "Go Folk Yourself" or something. Of course you'd have to draft Folk or it's kind of dumb.
     
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    Living Vickariously
    New York Genomes
    Jet Fuel
    Woody's Woodworks
    Woody Johnsons'
     
  18. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    It's Milliner Time!

    Then I could make my avatar a bottle of Miller Lite with Milliner photoshopped over Miller.

    I don't draft Patriots players.
     
  19. no psls

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    Geno or Vick , YUK !!
     
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    WHAT THE FOLK !!
     

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