It's Time for X to die.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    We have a death pool thread, and we have endless RIP threads.

    This isn't about who you think will die or who you wish didn't die, it's who you hope will die.

    I hope that Justin Bieber contracts ebola and gives it to the entire Kardashian family when sitting near them at an awards show.

    That would be the grand slam of fun.

    Who do you want to die?

    Votes from Geno007, TNJet, and BillsOverJets don't count since they don't even exist.
     
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  2. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Kurt Russell.

    He peaked in '86 and it's just been a steady slide into fat and sad ever sense. Sure he pops up every once in awhile and your reminded about how much The Thing kicked ass, but damn, let it go.

    Chris Pratt "got emotional" on the set of Guardian of the Galaxy 2 over Kurt Russell? Really? This is what happened to Jack Burton?

    Bury him in the eyepatch.
     
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    101GangGreen101 2018 Thread of the Year Award Winner

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    Hypothetically George Zimmerman. Notably by these guys.

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    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Well you took my first choices, would have been Beiber and Kardashians as my first choice with every other choice a distant 2nd.
    That being said I think I would go with Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar. I would use the Persian Tub as the method of death.
    Lock them in a huge tub with a lid and only the head exposed. Then slather honey all around the heads to get the insects started. Then start continually feeding them milk and honey so after a while they are bathing in their own feces until the maggots show up and start slowly feasting on the decaying flesh.
    I could probably come up with at least a dozen other preachers to join them but those were the first 2 I could think of.
     
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    Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea, Kim Jong Un.
     
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    Score.

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    If Kanye West is included in the Kardashian clan then I think you've nailed it.

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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    When you were born, the doctor was thinking of the crooked, casual smile of Kurt Russell before he summoned to courage to spank you into existence.

    Don't hate what made you live, son.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Kanye West is the confetti in the parade of celebrity hate. It goes without saying that he should die.
     
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    LOL my goodness you are creative.
     
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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I don't hate Kurt Russell. When the milk gets spoiled you dump it down the sink. Bone Tomahawk was okay, 20 years ago it would have been great.

    I didn't know the doctor that delivered me was gay.
     
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  19. Jake

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    It's time for that dicksqueezer Robert Kraft to parish and allow me access to the funeral so I can shit on the casket.
     
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    They already made that movie.
     
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