If We Believe In Omens...

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  1. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    ...hopefully, with the black cat on the field last night (which was hilarious), it’s a sign the Jets’ curse has been exorcised. Maybe, like Azazel in Fallen, the curse has landed on the Giants.


    We’ve needed to resort to unconventional methods to reach success.


    (Don’t expect immediate results, sometimes it take a little while to get through oppression.)
     
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  2. AJT73

    AJT73 Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully it starts in January when we hire Rhule over the Giants and see results starting September 2020.
     
  3. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    As long as Joe Willie is alive, the curse will remain. He sold his soul for the SB3 victory. The devil doesn't just let that go...
     
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  4. HomeoftheJets

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    The cat got more separation than any of our receivers. Sign that four-footed beast?
     
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  5. AJT73

    AJT73 Well-Known Member

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    Adam Sandler should star in a moving called Killing Joe Willie. It should be a bumbling Jets fan who lives in his parents basement and plans on murdering Joe Willie to lift the curse. It follows how he keeps trying and fails and all of a sudden a buttfumble happens on Thanksgiving. They hire a coach who was fired by another team because he is inept. It goes on and on.

    PS I copyright this if anyone steals it.
     
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  6. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    It was during a vaGiants game...why tf would that be good for us? lmao
     
  7. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    they already kinda made that movie, its called Buffalo 66
     
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  8. mrjet80

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    This may be the post of the year. Well done....
     
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  9. HomeoftheJets

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    Then in the sequel, Joe Willie, having just been killed, comes back as a ghost. In an attempt to right the wrongs he made in life, he travels back in time. But instead of traveling back to 1969 as he intended (we can title the movie Killing Joe Willie 2: Back to 69), he gets stuck in 2019. There, he's forced to suffer the torment of watching his latest successor melt down against the Patriots. But little does he know that his successor can see him...
     
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  10. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    I love movies based on true stories...
     
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  11. footballfundamentals

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    At least Tru is off of the team....
     
  12. LongIslandBlitz

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    We can cast our draft busts for minor roles in the film

    Dee Millner,Leonhard Williams,Stephen Hill,Gholston,Sanchez,That shit QB whos name i already forgot that we took in round 2 a few years back,Darron Lee,Devin Smith,Quition Coples

    Since 2011 out of 9 first round picks only 3 remain on the team...Its pathetic
     
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    Cats are stupid. It was looking for Gase but can't figure out the two teams, one stadium thing. Sunday it will get him by the throat.
     
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    I'd pay to see that.
     
  15. AJT73

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    I'll have to check it out. Thanks.
     
  16. AJT73

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    2019 will haunt us for ever. His name is Adam Gase.
     
  17. BrowningNagle

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    its a good one
     
  18. Biggs

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    I can't blame Joe Willie for Johnson buying the Jets.

    I also hate the narrative. The reality is the 68 Jets were loaded on both sides of the ball. The SB win was no fluke. The 68 team was the best team in football. The devil had nothing to do with it. FYI our OL pushed the Colts feared DL around all game. It was a complete mismatch.

    Joe admits his guarantee came after looking at tape of the Colts. The Jets went into that game supremely confident for a reason.
     
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  19. Jonathan_Vilma

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    That narrative is no way near as fun as mine though.
     
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  20. AJT73

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    You forgot Roger Vick, Blair Thomas, Ken O'Brien, Kyle Brady, Johnny Mitchell, Lam Jones the list goes on.
     

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