I wish the wife and I would have thought of this first

Dude, you're lucky Megazord isn't around. I assure you, the authorities would be contacted.

 

If you have a wife that would let you do that, consider yourself lucky indeed. Mine won't even let me buy a Sanchez Jersey.

 

OMG HATE SPEECH

Seriously, though, I wouldn't want that jersey. That nickname has been dying a slow death since it first came out. I would, however, get one that said Sanchize. It's too bad I ordered my jersey so quickly. I was just excited to have the hometown kid get drafted by my team and have a pipeline to the Jets.

 

Who the hell is "the wife?" I feel like I'm back in 1962 reading that.

 

Better than "one of the wives". I'd have felt like I was in Utah if I had read that.

 

Better than "my husband." :beer:


(disclaimer: This is just a joke. No harm intended.)

 

I feel like I'm the only one who hates this nickname. "Dirty Sanchez" isn't great either but at least it has some staying power.

 

How can you not like Sanchize?

 

LMAO Thats too funny

 

The Dirty name looks photoshopped...Not the same font or color

 

It's probably homemade/knockoff. I'm pretty sure the NFL wouldnt print a 'DIRTY' '#6' jersey

 

I don't like "Sanchise" because it reminds me of Steve Francis.

I hate when teams force "positive" names onto their players. Seriously, think back on every nickname you've ever had: were they complimentary?

I like Dirty. It's not fucking racist, it's funny. And a little ironic, when you think of the fact that Sanchez is this GQ football star with a polished game. I vote Dirty, lest we settle for a generic, New England-style nickname. (Mark Remarkable!!!)

 

Just googled dirty sanchez wasnt sure what it was and to my surprise there was a wikipedia page

 

I think it's an embarassing nickname and stupid.

The guy who has the seasons behind me asked me a few times "Why do they keep saying Dirty Sanchez? What is that?"

I told him, you don't wanna know (His wife was there). Then by the 3rd he couldn't take it anymore and said ok, you gotta tell me...

He made the most Quizzical face you could imagine, almost like he got fingered :lol:

But seriously, it's actually a horrible name.

 

I agree, it seems like a high schooler thought of it.

 

If I were Mark Sanchez, I wouldn't want to be called Dirty.

 

The old lady, ball and chain, you know the thing that spends all the money.:beer:

 

It's a juvenile nickname that has nothing to do with the guy or football, and certainly one he wouldn't be happy about. If the player wouldn't find it amusing, why try to propagate it?

 

i think of the same thing...and i hate it.

i dont mind dirty though.....besides the obvious " sex move" meaning it has....

dirty also means very talented.


so it has the humorous cognitions....as well as the talent definition.

i like it