I hate grandfather clocks.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Bong

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    FUCK YOU, GRANDFATHER CLOCKS!!!!
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Grandfather clocks are the HackettStillSux of home decor.
     
  3. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    A grandfather clock is the oldest modern form to test the time. A sun dial is slightly more practical with far less disturbance or noise. I'm also a big fan of bird houses, but not pigeon coops . Pigeon coops suck!
     
  4. Chutzpah

    Chutzpah Active Member

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    cuckoo clocks.
     
  5. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    My mistake I thought you said grandfather's clock

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  6. Section 336

    Section 336 Well-Known Member

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    I used to love bongs!
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    depends on for whom the bell tolls
     
  8. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Metallica
     
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  9. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    I guess it depends on your perspective. My folks had 2 grandfather clocks, a genuine Black Forest Cuckoo Clock my sister picked up in Germany during her trip for German class and an Anniversary clock. Mom would coordinate them so on the hour they all went off at once.
    Mom and Dad would sleep thru the bonging, ringing and cuckoo-ing, but when visiting overnight, they'd stop them all so we could get a nights sleep.

    Nice memory.
     
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  10. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    My Grandparents were clock collectors, they had 30 or so of those damn things gonging, cuckooing and chiming all frickin day and night. I don't know how they didn't go mad living with that noise... although they were both nearly deaf.
     
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  11. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    What?
     
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  12. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I honestly can't imagine that grandfather clocks are too fond of you either...
     
  13. Aewhistory

    Aewhistory Well-Known Member

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    That is a very key 'L'.
     
  14. Pocket Jet

    Pocket Jet Well-Known Member

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    yeah bong in one hand and cock in the other.
    oh, meant clock
     

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