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  1. NYCBillsFan

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/buffalo_bills_acquire_final

    Buffalo Bills Acquire Final Piece Of Shit Of The Puzzle

    04.19.07
    BUFFALO, NY?In a move that will immediately impact a roster that is already full of shit, the Bills added what many believe will be the missing piece of shit to the team's puzzle Saturday by signing world-class shitass Terrell Owens. "With T.O., the Bills get a complete and total shit with the potential to generate more disappointment than anyone in Buffalo could have hoped for," said NFL.com senior analyst Pat Kirwan. "Throw him in with their pile-of-shit offensive line, future Hall of Fame shithead at running back, shitty quarterback, and shit-for-brains coach, and this team has everything in place needed to achieve its shitful potential." According to Bill's front-office dipshits, the team has the tenacity to fight for the full 60 minutes in the huddle, in the locker room, and in local strip club parking lots.
     
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    2007? Whoever wrote this is living in the wrong year.

    The Onion?
     
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    Funny



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