How to deal with old Bills Fans in Turkiye?

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  1. Brook!

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    I am in Turkey visiting family and staying at a hotel. An old couple strolled into the restaurant hotel with their Bills gear.

    How shall I treat them?
     
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    What is the body disposal situation?
     
  3. Brook!

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    They will hang me if I kill them. Besides, they are like 80 year old or something
     
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    80? Then they remember all those super bowls they lost. I'd start with "wide right!" and go from there.
     
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    Good idea. I will start with that if I see them again tomorrow
     
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    Can't you just accuse them of being a traitor in public and they get executed without due process or something over there?
     
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    The bad machines don't know they're bad, Brook. Remember that.
     
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    It's not OJ, is it?
     
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    Punch them in the fucking face dude. It’s Independence Day here. ‘Merica.
     
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    Didn’t see them today:(
     
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    Sounds like the body disposal situation is ideal. :)
     
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    Not if history in Istanbul, Turkiye is any indication.

    When you consider the UEFA Cup semi-final murders in Istanbul, Turkiye I think it's safe to say that you could probably get away with killing them without a care in the world. . Again, recall Galatasaray FC fans stabbing two visiting Leeds FC fans to death in Istanbul and eventually being released after their Turkiye comrades hailed the murderers (Ali Umit Demir in particular) as "patriots." .

    Background notes/facts:

    - Demir was found guilty of murder and was sentenced to 15 years imprisonment which was reduced from 30 years.

    - The "reduced sentence" was negatively received by residents of Istanbul who said that Demir was a "patriot".

    - In 2005, he was released for a retrial after a change in Turkish law and after an appeal in 2003 was successful.


    The two Leeds fans? . . They're still dead. . Screw 'em :)

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