How to beat 1 Gronkowski...?

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  1. James Calvin

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    You actually think there's a vault on earth that can contain those tadpoles?

    Dream on.
     
    #21 James Calvin, Sep 3, 2011
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  2. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    this thread is full of lol
     
  3. The Notorious J.E.T.S

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    As the Mayans predicted. On December 12, 2012 the three brothers will be united as one and the world will end with a total Apocalypse.

    Our only hope is to sign the third Gronkowski so they cannot be united.
     
  6. GoPats

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    As posted in the NFL section... the "Gronkocalypse."
     
  7. abyzmul

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  8. Jake

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    Season over. How the fuck is a team supposed to stop TWO Gronkowski's?! This is fuckin' bullshit, man.
     
  9. MikeDevito

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    I thought the new CBA did not allow more than one Gronkowski on a team...
     
  10. Johnny English

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    Yeah, but who dares argue with the Gronkowskis? I believe that the final delay in the CBA was caused by the Gronkowskis insisting that a clause be inserted requiring each player to pay 25% of their wage as a protection fee to the Gronkowskis.
     
  11. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    I've already given up on the season.

    The Patsies should just change their names to the Super Gronks.
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    1gronk 2gronk 3gronk 4 4gronk 3gronk 2gronk 1 he's Gronked you're Gronked no Gronk?
     
  12. Dierking

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    To paraphrase Mike Westhoff: "Fuck them"
     
  13. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    full Gronkowski
     
  14. ConcordeChops

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    Fuck. I'm sure this will open a portal to a new dimension.
     
  15. inSANITy

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    All this talk about collecting all three Gronkowski's and the world exploding reminds me of

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  16. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    "Today I saw a Gronkowski become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome." Gladiator
     
  17. Footballgod214

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    Can Gronkowski make a rock so big that even Grankowski can't lift it?
     
  18. Rockefella

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    Gronkowski brothers are reptilians
     
  19. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    The Brothers Gronk have already beaten each other in Madden 14.

    When the Gronk's play as themselves in Madden all the power goes out on the East Coast.
     
  20. fozzi58

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    :rofl:

    I love this thread...
     

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