How do you wanna go?

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  1. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    Pick your poison people, how do you want to die?

    I'd prefer the David Carradine route myself. With a hooker, belt around my neck.

    Was going to do a poll, too much work and I'm grieving over Prince.
     
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  2. TommyJ

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    as long as its quickly
     
  3. Dierking

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    Hypothermia as a result of hell freezing over due to the NYJs winning the SB.
     
  4. Kerley Shuffle

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    Nuclear airburst directly over my house while I'm asleep.
     
  5. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I'd like to have my flesh consumed from the inside out by an out of control army of exponentially self replicating nanobots that were supposed to be monitoring my health but instead became self aware and decided the best thing for my health would be to use my body as fuel to begin the process of destroying the human race. Either that or die peacefully in my sleep.
     
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  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    In the name of Allah.
     
  7. irishwhip03

    irishwhip03 Well-Known Member

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    Like Richard Pryor's father..only some will get that reference.
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    brad says that is probably how it will end.
     
  9. Chutzpah

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    like don vito corleone, near some oranges
     
  10. Ralebird

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    Shot to death, in the act, by a twenty year old jealous husband.
     
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  11. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    No one wants to die alone, but jesus, don't take the east coast with ya.
     
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    Goin' Out the way you came in :D
     
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    Plane crash is probably the most fun.
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's a good point.

    I change my answer.

    I'd like to die shitting my pants while being hit in the head with carry-on luggage and badly-secured babies.

    And then burn to death while watching what's left of my poo fall out of my severed intestines hanging from a tree branch 20 yards away.

    Better than a trip to Epcot.
     
  15. nycarl

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    That almost happened to me in 1983. She was 20, I was 34. Very exhilarating experience.
     
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    That's all well and good but to be honest burning to death's gotta be horribly painful. I imagine the intestine severing process was at least as painful, esp since you'd be looking at them hanging in the distance. Don't you think that would ruin any pleasure you might get from observing it all happen? I might look for something just as spectacular but less painful to me.
     
  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    It's not like the two are mutually exclusive.
     
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    Massive heart attack 2 days after we win the Lombardi Trophy. Tuesday in February would be nice. 48hours of pure bliss then boom.
     
  19. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    You have to give yourself time to troll he Pats board.
     
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    Looking the other way.

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