Hey Dolphins Trolls

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  1. hazmat

    hazmat New Member

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    Where the F are you? 1-7 at home? Sparano/Ireland likely to be fired. Parcells long gone. Henne sucks a fat one.

    Ross buying the team was the beginning of the end.
     
  2. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    This is funny stuff

    Take Miami Dolphins' Tony Sparano over Jets' Rex Ryan any day

    Your choice is Tony Sparano or Rex Ryan.
    If you're a Jets fans and all you care about is victories against losses and playoff appearances against postseasons spent playing golf, an educated guess suggests you're picking Ryan.
    If you're a Dolphins fan and you care about precisely the same things, you might take one or the other depending on how angry you are about Miami's terrible home record and how optimistic you are about the future.
    But if you have no stake in the choice and you include everything we know and understand about Sparano and Ryan, the choice cannot possibly be Ryan.
    The choice must be Sparano.
    Why ask the question to begin with? Well, Sparano and Ryan just completed a terrible week.
    Sparano lost to the Buffalo Bills, a last-place team going nowhere, and that sixth failure in seven home games eliminated Miami from the playoff chase and became the last straw for some frustrated fans who plan a boycott of Sunday's game against Detroit.
    Ryan also had a terrible week.
    His quarterback, it was discovered, has a tear in his throwing shoulder.
    And then Ryan, it was discovered, has a foot fetish and allegedly posted dating profiles with his wife on swinger, bondage, torture and foot fetish dating sites while he was an assistant with the Baltimore Ravens.


    Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/12/26/1988470/take-sparano-over-jets-ryan-any.html#ixzz19GyxmyUb
     
  3. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    Ah... Armando Salguero... Guess he always has a lot of free time in January to make up this stuff :p
     
  4. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    On the bright side the Fins still can count on free National Anthems from Fergie and Marc Anthony.
     
  5. S.HOLMES.10

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    Tony the espn poker player is about to get fired lololol
     
  6. hazmat

    hazmat New Member

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    How does this guy still have a job? he makes Cimini seem credible.
     
  7. MayoGate

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    hahahah, that's fucked up man .. :lol:
     
  8. JfaulkNYJ

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    playing "baby i need to know by marc anthony" during challenging a play???!!

    the dolphins are disgusting.
     
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    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    I have never been there, as a noob Jets fan I don't have that deep Dolphin hate (My Pats hate runs deep enough to make up for it). But I just went over there, Fin Heaven.com 'GO DEEP' ....Really!???

    Awwww... and they used little stars instead of the naughty words. How fucking cute is THAT!?
     
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  11. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Remember when these clowns were talking all kinds of shit about how we barely beat the Browns and Lions on the road? It was awesome to see them actually lose to both at home. lmao
     
  12. MBGreen

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    lol!!

    Karma is a sweet bitch.
     
  13. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Oh and they lost to the backup QB's too. We faced the starters with exception of the last quarter without Stafford because we killed him.
     
  14. MBGreen

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    but wait a minute........they swept us last year.
     
  15. guinness77

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    I wonder what Channing Crowder has to say after all these losses?
     
  16. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Nothing intelligent.
     
  17. guinness77

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    The guy loves running his mouth, guess I'm just a little curious as to how he feels about going 1-7 on his home field.
     
  18. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    He'll probably blame Anne Frank again, although I'm not entirely certain who he will mistake her for this time. Maybe Christine O'Donnell?
     
  19. Scoffaveli3

    Scoffaveli3 Banned

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    We suck.

    The defense is pretty good but the offense and special teams are mind bogglingly terrible.

    I am just pissed off that I was dumb enough to be tricked into believing this year was going to be different.

    Mike Nolan and Dansby transformed the D, but I didn't know the offense would be this bad. I mean how is it possible to trade for a top ten WR and get worse on offense?

    I kinda have the answer to that. Sparano, supposed to be an offensive line expert, got rid of all 3 interior o-line starters from a top 5 running squad last year. Then they wonder why we can't run the ball.

    Couple the lack of running game with Henning being a terrible OC and Henne being an average QB at best, and you have a recipe for disaster.
     
  20. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    you guys should trade for kyle orton lol
     

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