Happy Holidays Everybody!

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  1. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    No matter what your name for God is, or what your belief system may be, I wish all of you a very Happy and Safe Holiday Season!!

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    #1 Cman69, Dec 5, 2021
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That cat needs a belly rub.
     
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    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    She gets plenty!! :)
     
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    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    My boss Cman finally learned how to post pictures. I love it :)

    Happy holidays everyone.
     
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  5. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    The cat reminds me of a Christmas tree that fell over. Look at the shape of it, haha. Very cozy, CMan.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You need to get that cat on herbalife
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    CMan: Friends are coming soon, scootch over. I need to pull out the benches.
    Cat: No.
    CMan: Well, just move a little.
    Cat: No.
    CMan: I'll give you 10 bucks.
    Cat: Your money means nothing to me.
    CMan: Those two big stockings with the letter C on them stands for cat.
    Cat: Nice try. No.
    CMan: Fancy Feast?
    Cat: No.
    CMan: Catnip?
    Cat: No.
    CMan: Dead babies?
    Cat: Oh, fine.
     
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    Happy Holidays!

    Nice job paralyzing the cat for the picture. :)
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    (Doorbell rings)
    Cat: What a boring knock-knock joke.
    (Doorbell rings again)
    Cat: I said I don't care who's there.
     
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    Leave it to CMan to get us in the puuurfect Holiday Mood

    Cheers and Peace to TGG:))
     
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  11. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Mike Tyson: I'll knock you out, bitch!
    Cat: My mitts are up, bitch!
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Something about this cat is killing me.

    Masked Intuder: Your money or your life!
    Cat: No.
    Masked Intruder: I said your money or your life!
    Cat: No.
    Masked Intruder: For the last time, your money or your life!
    Cat: lol
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Song playing (Baby It's Cold Outside)
    Guests: That's a rape song!
    Cat: It's cold outside. I'm not.
    Guests: You're not getting it!
    Cat: Enjoy your subzero temperatures. Bye.

    Good God, autocorrect is the bane of my existence.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Archeologist: Did you know that cats were considered sacred in Ancient Egypt?
    Cat: Kneel before me.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    CMan: Wanna play cards?
    Cat: Sure. Go Fish. Psyche.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    CMan: Our best friends are tying the knot! I'm gonna watch some TV now.
    Cat: Divorce Court.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Carl Lewis: I'm the fastest man in the world!
    Cat: Eh.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    (Alarm goes off for work)
    Cat: See how I laugh.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    For some reason I was expecting those little stockings to say D E F.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    (Firetruck blaring horns with Santa waving)
    Cat: Liar.
     
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