Greatest Global Warming Hoax of all time!

Community non-white. No story here. Move along.

 

I think Hawaii has a golf course.

 

The first landmass in history to go under water too.

 

Remember back when there was always that guy that used to insist that there wasn't any concrete evidence linking cigarettes with cancer?

 

"They attributed the changes to general sea level rises driven by climate change, as well as an intensification in trade winds, driven by both a warming of the atmosphere and natural cycles."

Having a hard time with this part. How much is from warming of the atmosphere and how much from "natural cycles"? How do we know the atmosphere warming isn't part of natural cycles? Why do we pretend we are a different force and not part of the natural cycle. We are just more evolved (kinda) animals. Because we have a conscience understanding of how the natural world doesn't mean what we have done so far wasn't part of the natural progression. Nothing in nature is meant to last, as evidenced by all the species that have come and gone before and during our run here.

 

We can put a wall around Hawaii.

 

Humans are bad ok. Haven't you seen avatar?

 

Humans aren't bad, we just need to get over ourselves.
Now off to rewatch waterworld and see if i can pick up any survival tips

 

Let me know if you learn how to grow gills. I lost my watch in off the beach in Corpus Christi a couple of years ago.

 

A couple of years ago + 2mm the ocean has risen annually, sorry bro that watch is gone. Waters too deep now

 

I'll have to tattoo a map on the back of an orphan so I can remember where I lost it.

 

Did Al Gore hire David Copperfield for this one?

 

Speaking of Al Gore, has he reset his doomsday clock yet? I thought the world was supposed to be on fire by January of this year?

 

Alberta says hi.

 

I think we all know who the real culprit is.

China.

They build a few islands and a few Solomon Islands disappear.

It's simple displacement.

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