Funky Signing Bonuses

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  1. IATA

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    http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/other_mlb/view.bg?articleid=1149238&srvc=rss

    Some of these are fucking weird.

    A fucking BULLDOZER?? WTF? And a limo from Maryland to Toronto? Fuck me! Talking a 9-10 hour drive!
     
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    edit: double post....
     
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    I agree with the Bulldozer thing i thought i read it wrong, twice! and limo drives 10 hours round trip? fuck me dude. Get me fucking first class way faster and gotta be cheaper! also the 250,000 for his wife's shit? dude does that count as part of Glaus' cap number or what? damn. Also what the fucks a chick need 250K worth of training equipment for? hot damn
     
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    Burnett's wife is scared to fly.
     
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    i hate people who are scared to fly.
     
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    I wonder what the Yankees had to do. At least NY is a lot closer than Toronto was.
     
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    I'd guess she is just going to buy an apartment downtown. He has a bulldozer of cash(heh) she can spend.

    In Canada, they would have had to file immigration documents to stay any extended period.
     
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    They didn't have to do anything. I think during an interview with Chicken Francaise she's going to be taking the train back and forth to Canada.
     
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