https://www.nydailynews.com/news/na...0200205-rbrmt3g24ra4bohunpx5cfuil4-story.html I don't suppose he could have turned the channel. Maybe he was too busy playing pocket pool after watching all that movement on the stage..
Won’t let me read it without an account. Someone give me the cliff notes Did jim McEnroe do something?
$867 trillion for all the crotch shots? I didn’t see the half time show. Can someone ballpark the number of crotch shots for me? More than ten? Less than 20? Tryin’ to do a little back-of-the-envelope math over a lifetime of missed opportunity.
Here it is... Shakira and her hips will have to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth if right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire gets his way. The former central Ohio high school football coach said on his “Coach Dave Live!” webcast that he wants to sue the NFL over its racy Super Bowl show Sunday, which featured performances by “Booty” singer Jennifer Lopez and “Hips Don’t Lie” crooner Shakira. The controversial evangelist figures a settlement of $867 trillion would be fair compensation for the “crotch shots” conservative viewers were forced to endure. “I think we ought to sue,” he said after Sunday’s showdown between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. “Were there any warnings before that Super Bowl halftime show?” According to Daubenmire, the mid-game performance, which featured scantily clad dancers including Lopez, who did a pole dance, could have caused young boys to get horny. Singers Shakira and Jennifer Lopez perform during the Super Bow lhalftime show Sunday. (Maddie Meyer/Getty Images) “Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son, whose hormones are getting ready, just starting to operate, were there any warnings that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?” he raged. The video was posted on Right Wing Watch and Patheos Wednesday morning. Dave Daubenmire Is Looking to Sue the NFL for Putting His Eternal Salvation at Risk Via the Super Bowl Halftime Show from Right Wing Watch on Vimeo. It wasn’t just people’s young sons that Daubenmire worried might be affected by all the sexiness. The 67-year-old former coach fears that seeing half-naked people dancing could dictate how he spends eternity, which in his opinion, should go before an earthly judge. “I think we ought to go sit down in the courtroom and as present this as evidence of how, whoever is keeping me from getting into the kingdom of heaven,” Daubenmire steamed. “Could I go into a courtroom and say viewing what you put in that screen put me in danger of hell fire?” According to Daubenmire, he had no way of knowing what to expect from megastars J.Lo and Shakira, whose heavily promoted halftime performance was announced in September. “You didn’t tell me I was going to watch it,” he said. “You just brought it into my living room. You didn’t tell me there were going to be crotch shots!” According to the former coach, the show’s producers assume people would know Lopez is “an expert in crotch shots.” Daubenmire finds it unfair that he can be discriminated against, in his opinion, when social media stops right-wingers from discriminating against others. “That’s discriminatory against the values I have in my house — you can’t just do that,” he said. “They won’t even let you talk about homos on Facebook. I want to sue them. I want to sue them for about $867 trillion dollars.” On Monday, the right-wing pundit posted a Facebook follow-up where he doubled-down on his desire to sue. In that video, Daubenmire claimed he didn’t actually watch Sunday’s halftime show, but he went back later to view video that included the “crotch shots” he found so upsetting. “I’ve been pondering all day the debauchery of last night’s Super Bowl halftime, which by the way, I didn’t even have it come into my house, I turned it off,” he confessed. “Because of past Super Bowls, I knew what it was going to be like.” RELATED GALLERY (Maddie Meyer/Getty Images) 1 / 28 Super Bowl LIV halftime show highlights Daubenmire is looking for a lawyer who will aid him in a class-action lawsuit that could target the NFL, Super Bowl halftime show sponsors and his cable provider. According to Daubenmire, he wouldn’t parade his “two very attractive daughters” around town in outfits resembling those worn by J.Lo and Shakira Sunday. Other videos posted by Daubenmire, who proselytizes for Pass the Salt Ministries, include rants about Barack Obama’s birth certificate and praise for President Trump’s position on abortion.
Obviously the man is terrified of female crotches.. Probably more at home with young male crotches instead..
wasnt that halftime show like 3-4 years ago? He wants to sue now? Lol. Super religious people a fukin weird, and have a very strange fear of the human body.
The only way this thread makes any sense is if Cman75 went and got angry at a year old article headline and posted the link without reading the article. Very champ69.
I wish they would get rid of the HT show altogether, but I wonder if this guy complained when Bruce Springsteen slid across the stage and shoved his cock and balls in the camera. Talk about a crotch shot. I still haven't recovered.
