For everyone who likes ranch dressing

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  1. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Fuck you.
     
    #1 Faux machine, Sep 14, 2016
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  2. TommyJ

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    they actually put that gunk on pizza out here. batshit 4 alarm crazy
    not that we really have pizza out here, you have to search real hard for it.
     
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  3. Antoni

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    I hate ranch and I hate all dressings. I hate all salads. Why? Cause I'm a fat mother fucker and I love burgers and pizza and beer. Fuck all that lightweight shit.
     
    #3 Antoni, Sep 14, 2016
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  4. JetsHuskers fan

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    I fucking love ranch. So good. Love it on pizza, chicken, cold cuts, fries and so on.
     
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  5. TommyJ

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    ranch is some nasty gunk
     
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  6. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Bleau cheese > ranch
     
    #6 FJF, Sep 14, 2016
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  7. Burnz

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    Honey Mustard master race
     
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  8. Jets_Grinch

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    On the pizza? That's a dam sin. Dipping the crust however, sooooo good.
     
    #8 Jets_Grinch, Sep 14, 2016
  9. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Well beer is made with hops, wheat and barley - all plants. Salad.
     
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  10. Burnz

    Burnz Well-Known Member

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    I've been a vegetarian since I was 14
     
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  11. TheJetLife

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    The chicken bacon ranch pizza slice saved me so many times after a night of heavy drinking in college. One of the best drunk foods I've ever had.

    It's also not bad with buffalo wings if bleu cheese is absent.

    Other than that there are no other uses for me.
     
    #11 TheJetLife, Sep 14, 2016
  12. Ralebird

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    Bullshit. You're just saying that to rile people up. Nobody could love that shit on all the crap you mention and we know there's no real pizza in Nebraska anyway.
     
    #12 Ralebird, Sep 15, 2016
  13. Chutzpah

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    eh, if that white sauce i dip the tater chips, celery and carrot sticks into happens to be ranch i ain't gonna complain
     
    #13 Chutzpah, Sep 15, 2016
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    I bet he eats his pasta with ketchup
     
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    my condolences.....
     
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  17. TNJet

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    Raunch dressing?
     
    #17 TNJet, Sep 22, 2016
  18. NYJetsO12

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    Most Cowboys like Ranch
     
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