Favre joke

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  1. JetLagInCa

    JetLagInCa Active Member

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    Jets quarterback Brett Favre tried to commit suicide recently....

    but the bullet was intercepted.
     
  2. hoobash

    hoobash Well-Known Member

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    Jokes about people commiting suicide not funny
     
  3. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    I think its hilarious.
     
  4. SameOldJets2008

    SameOldJets2008 New Member

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    haha that made me chuckle,

    heres a better one, Brett Favre tried to commit suicide,


    But mangini took the hit for him
     
  5. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    He then tried to hang himself, but police found him standing on the chair with the noose around his neck unable to decide whether or not he really wanted to kick out the chair.
     
  6. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    What's the point of this thread?
     
  7. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    To laugh a little.
     
  8. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    I heard a better one:

    "Brett Favre was introduced today as the starting quarterback of the New York Jets."
     
  9. savinoRB2

    savinoRB2 New Member

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    this is epic
     
  10. Jersey Joe 67

    Jersey Joe 67 Well-Known Member

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    or you could say, every time he tried to put the noose on, it wound up around someone elses neck!
     
  11. JetLagInCa

    JetLagInCa Active Member

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    hoobash wrote "Jokes about people commiting suicide not funny"

    This coming from a poster who has a train wreck as his avatar?
     
  12. BK_Jetsfan

    BK_Jetsfan New Member

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    I liked this one.
     
  13. Jersey Joe 67

    Jersey Joe 67 Well-Known Member

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    Excellent point, counsler.

    I guess as long as the conducter didn't crash it on porpose, it's ok.
     
  14. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    OH Yeah!

    Now that's funny cause the truth is funny.
     
  15. thejetsaddict

    thejetsaddict New Member

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    Jokes about commiting suicide are plenty funny, but in this case the joke just stinks.

    Comedy is about timing people, you cant announce a joke.
     
  16. GreenMachine

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    I would like to know how you have internet timing.

    Maybe if you read the joke in a few hours the timing would be better.
     
  17. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    He had to announce it otherwise it would look like fake news.
     
  18. thejetsaddict

    thejetsaddict New Member

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    Its not that difficult... you bring it up in a thread not create a thread for a joke.

    Maybe if you reread my first post in a few hours you will understand it better.
     
  19. revis024

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    stupid thread. the jokes ive heard about doug brien a few years back were much funnier.. god do i hate that man.
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Knock knock


    Who's there's


    Brett


    Brett who?


    Brett you thought that was going to be a running play!
     

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