Enjoy your Aids Gronk

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  1. GreenMachine

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    So, if a jet was slamming a porn star and tweeting about it on a bye week how would the media act?


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  2. Scikotic

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    dont know who she is.
     
  3. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    I'm not even mad.
     
  4. GreenMachine

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    Bibi Jones.

    Don't get me wrong..she is hot..but why tweet it?
     
  5. Rockefella

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    R.I.P. Bibi Jones
     
  6. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Because she is hot and wearing his jersey.

    If I was tapping that I would make a twitter just to tweet that I was tapping that.
     
  7. MBGreen

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    this.


    I would've tweeted it a few times by now.
     
  8. Fatman&Robin

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    They're not dating although she has made it known (like the true tramp she is) that she'd jump up on that. Dude looks like the result of Biff and John Cena having a baby.
     
  9. BK_Jetsfan

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    LMAO. True indeed. But I get the OP's premise that if this were Santonio, and he did that this week, shit wuold be all over the news/talk radio.

    But I guess banging porn stars is the Patriot way
     
  10. bojanglesman

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    I think she was on the Stern Show a couple of weeks ago. She said she routinely bangs random guys without a rubber. She admittedly likes being called a whore.

    He might literally enjoy his AIDS.

    Quick cut and paste from her interview @ howardstern.com:


    PORN STAR BIBI JONES IS UP FOR GRABS

    Porn star Bibi Jones stopped by to catch up with Howard and confessed that she couldn’t sleep last night: “My voice is gone. I was up all night.” Bibi said she’d gone out to find a random guy (“I’m a cum-dumpster slut.”) and brought a kid in his late teens back to her hotel: “He might have even been younger than me. It didn’t last that long. He came instantly.”
    Howard wondered if anyone on staff would man up and bang Bibi, as they’d all turned her down last time she was on the show: “Even Gange, that fat bastard, turned her down.” Bibi hoped her new found maturity would play a factor: “I was a teenager last time and now I’m 20.” JD came in to say he tried, but Bibi blew him off: “I did try calling her, texting her--I can’t get a hold of her.” Bibi was more receptive in-studio: “I really want you hard cock inside me. Please.” Howard demanded JD bang Bibi, even allowing him a personal day to do so.

    EVEN MEDICATED PETE HAS A SHOT


    Medicated Pete was in the back office for the day, so he also tried his hand at picking up the porn star after singing a few lines of ‘Purple Rain’ to her: “Bibi. What’s up? How are you?” Asked if Pete could bang her--as he stood before her, with an open sore on his face--Bibi nodded: “Yeah. F’ me and leave.” Benjy then threw his hat in the ring: “I’ll finger her right now if she likes fingering.” Bibi declined.
    Bibi then allowed the guys to cop a feel if they’d like--Gange was the first in line: “These are the best breasts ever.” But Benjy had the right touch, prompting her to ask for more: “Oh! I love my nipples. Do that again.” Medicated Pete then went in: “Nice set-up you got here.” Bummed that he had to go last--especially after Pete--JD just went for a quick squeeze.

    A PORN STAR IS BORN
    Bibi said her parents hate her porn career: “But I still have a great relationship with them. We just don’t talk about it.” Admittedly, banging one of her dad’s buddies didn’t help: “It happened and I didn’t know...[that] they play racquetball together. I just met him out.” Howard asked how many fellow students she’d banged in high school, so Bibi shrugged: “I don’t know. Countless.”
    Gary came in to recount an anecdote about Bibi: “I heard you lost a Super Bowl bet and had to gangbang 18 guys?” Bibi corrected him: “It was 12 guys...they were Canadians.” Asked if she had any boundaries, Bibi confessed that she’d readily bang anyone--even family: “I have a cousin--a second cousin--in the military.”

    THE TRUE COST OF A POUNDING
    Before she left, Bibi outlined the emotional cost of her business: “I love porn. Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. But at the same time, I know that I’m hurting...my family. And I know that it’s not the best lifestyle to live. But I have so much fun. I have so much fun with it. And I love getting pounded.”
     
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  11. MayoGate

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    he's getting slammed around here on the radio .. talking about the jersey is being misrepresented, and the Kraft "brand" .. true story
     
  12. MBGreen

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    time to trade him to the Raiders for 3 first round picks.
     
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    Ahhh, okay that's more like it! LOL!

    Now I can jump on the who gives a shit, get over yourselves you phony hypocrites bandwagon!
     
  14. MayoGate

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    I think your onto something here ... Def be enough to swoon in, and grab Luck .. Trade Mallet for 3 2nds as well..
     
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    She may be a big time slut, but banging a porn star warrants telling the story to other people, even if it didn't really happen. Just ask Rich.
     
  16. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    I guess it's not that hard to bang her.
     
  17. inSANITy

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  18. CJLang

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    I'd tweet it if I was bagging that.
     
  19. deathstar

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    hahahahaha

    Off course it would happen to this patsie.
     
  20. Miamipuck

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    This reminds me of the 78 years old Jewish guy around the corner. He owns a clothing store and in comes this gorgeous blond with huge tits. There was nobody in the store, she starts trying on some shirts. She calls him into the fitting room and starts blowing the old guy. They fuck and all. He gives her a free shirt........ Well the old Jewish guy runs to one of the local catholic churches. He asks to speak with a priest. He asks the Priest if he can have a confession.

    So the old Jewish man has confession and tells the priest about the gorgeous blond and how she started blowing him and there was fucking and sucking and all that stuff going on.

    The priest asks, "You sound like you are from Eastern Europe?" the old Jewish guy says," Yes I got out of Warsaw, 1939 before they started killing all the Jews."
    The Priest asks, "you're Jewish? "
    The Old man says,"Yes"
    The Priest says," What are you telling me for?"
    The Old man says," Telling you? Shit I am telling everybody!".


    The point being, he should be telling everyone. Regardless if he is a Patriot faggot or not.
     

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