I would give the Pats my entire draft this year for his sweatshirt wearing ass....and if need be, id lick beli's asshole in midtown manhattan upon his arrival.
Id let him cum over my face and i'd lick the sweat deposits in between his rolls all while massaging his taint. No homo, of course.
I dont know if this would be considered "piling on" but I'd let you give me a cincinnati bow tie while you serviced the bill. No homo
Screw Bill Bellichick. Great coach, but the Pats would need to give me 2 firsts to make me root for him. And please, kids read this, don't be so graphic...
i would perform felatio on him from the top of the empire state building to get him here. is that kid friendly enough?:lol:
:lol:there are some sick bastards on this board. seriously though,with our luck,he would come here and pull a Cleveland .