@Donttasemebro epic fail bro (I kid). It's not an official Dan Feeney thread without pictures or videos of him smashing beers into his head @ NY Islanders Playoff games (see below).
Anyone remember that Amish leader Samuel Mullet who got convicted of hate crimes in forcible beard cutting and haircutting attacks? He got out of jail on compassionate release, but that was probably one of the blackly funniest things that I've ever read. Mullet . . . haircutting attacks . . . not that any of it was purposeful, but come on.
