Crucial Jets fans checklist for todays gameday

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  1. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    1) Enough alcohol close to hand to ensure you are the right side of drunk pr game and reserves left for post game celebrations

    2) Sizeable amounts of non healthy food must include pizza / wings / dips / sandwiches. Please note food must not be thrown at screen mid game!

    3) Do not at any time refer to any play as SOJ...this cannot and will not be tolerated today!!

    4) Remove all non essential items from vicinity of your game watching area i.e wives/kids/ non football friends / pets. All of the previous should assist in providing 1 & 2 during the game only when allowed entry to designated area.

    5) Refrain from posting in the jets forum with posts such as "Schotty suck" / " Sanblows" . See point 3 for ref

    6) Wear your green, wear it proud and we are all jets for one reason ( yes insanity!!)

    This is what all the draft forums / off season etc etc is for guys , lets give this team the support they deserve wherever we are . I for one wish i could be there!!!! :jets::jets::jets:
     
  2. masivemunkey

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    Hahaha nice checklist, I wish I could watch the game live. I wont be home until 5pm PST so I need to tivo it and hope that no one ruins the outcome before I watch it (unless the Jets win then I could give a shit if someone ruins it for me).

    I think I'll pick up a giant burrito on the way home, plenty of beer in the fridge already.
     
  3. Chrebet86

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    check check check, alright i guess im ready all i gotta do is get through work and race home and its go time!
     
  4. CanadaGreen

    CanadaGreen New Member

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    Awesome checklist!! I will print this sucker out and paste it so the wife can see it! Fuck I am psyched for this game!:beer:
     
  5. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    My #4 is different as all my clan are Jets Fans, wife, 2 daughters and future HOFer Son.
    Pre-game meal in Sanchez style, Tacos, nachos and margaritas.
    Whilst the game is on Carlsberg (green can :wink:) beef jerky , chips and dips and popcorn.
    Check
     
  6. Steve032

    Steve032 New Member

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    Great list.

    Everybody enjoy the game and the rest of the playoffs if the Jets continue on. It's only been a few weeks this decade that the Jets have been in the playoffs, so don't get bent out of shape because Fatcessa or some other fat prick hates on the Jets. Just enjoy the run and hope for the best
     
  7. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    gus all good except...carlsberg........ at least go with heineken or stella
     
  8. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    Not now, snowed in now. We have over 3ft drifts in our road, even the 4x4s are getting stuck now. So C'Berg it is.
     
  9. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    same here tbh . luckily had a keg of heineken left!!
    enjoy the game mate lets hope there are two mad men dancing in the snow later!!
     
  10. Ryan

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    For the meal to truly be sanchez style, you may need a few hot dogs
     
  11. rico college

    rico college Well-Known Member

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    For some on this board,

    3 and 5 are impossible.
     
  12. rico college

    rico college Well-Known Member

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    That's great,

    But Sanchez style means "old English 40oz".

    Enjoy!
     
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    papapump Well-Known Member

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    I'm ready and loving it. Beer is chilled, tequilla ready, wings, and sausage and peppers for game time. J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!!
     
  14. rico college

    rico college Well-Known Member

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    But on the real,

    I'm on a diet so......

    Just baked chips, guacamole, shots of vodka, and a big ass bag of California's best ****.

    Go JETS!
     
  15. scoochydawg

    scoochydawg Active Member

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    Xanax
    Valium
    Beer
    Tums
    Rolaids
    Prilosec
    Zantac
     
  16. wa2k99

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    Out of respect for my mom, I'm going to the bar. $1 half pound burgers. Hello!
     
  17. James Hasty

    James Hasty Well-Known Member

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    Fixed # 2 for you.
     
  18. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I cant eat al lthat shit when Im watching the game....too fuckin nervous.
     
  19. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    :lol: Just been doing that, and I was only getting the logs and coal in.


    Haha, forgot about that, but fortunatley I have a jar of German dogs on standby , thanks for the tip :beer:
     
  20. guinness77

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    Just got a brand new away Revis jersey from the wife for my upcoming birthday in advance to wear for today's game. I'm fuckin' pumped. Wearing it already. Let's do it, boys.
     

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