Cromartie is a piece of ****

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  1. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Perfect thread to open after smoking a doob. Holy fuck that's funny. Applebee's!!!!
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You need to either get a Netflix account or stop smoking pot. It sounds like your life doesn't enlighten you.
     
  3. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    You kidding? This place after a game is pure entertainment.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Wanna fight?
     
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    Demosthenes9 Well-Known Member

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    I do !!!!!..

    Jump over into the Tebowmania forum and let's have at it :)
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I don't consider it a fight when most of the combatants are attempting to penetrate my private area with lubricated vibrators...

    Jus' sayin.
     
  7. GRNYT

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    this is actually a really funny response! give me a little while and ill get bck to you with the answers...i mean, purpose on earth is a biggie
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I will rule punctuation and intelligent rhetiric out of your possible responses.
     
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    Demosthenes9 Well-Known Member

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    Shit sweetheart, I'm not nice enough to use lubrication :)
     
  10. Demosthenes9

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    Pssst, it's "rhetoric" :)

    Hurry up and go edit your post so I can delete this :D
     
  11. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    I dunno I heard you could beat the wheels off GRNYT I might have to take the high road on this one.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My smartphone may struggle with quick spellcheck, but I don't doubt it is faster than your workstation. I will accept the trade-off.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The high road is a myth, although you likely judge yourself taking this mythical path by fuzzing your mind with cannabis. May I suggest the Farragut Road?
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My dear. And I'm not referring to you. I missed this gem. How would Saint 15 react to this reckless philosophy? God's Gayboy could not live without a tub of Astroglide.
     
  15. Demosthenes9

    Demosthenes9 Well-Known Member

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    Quite easily :)

    At any rate., you weren't referring to St 15 in that post :)
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    But of course not. Just taking into account the he's...

    ... always on your mind.
     
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