Choose Your Own Rodventure: The Game

PinPointPenning10 · Nov 3, 2007

Pretty much you decide what path to take if you were A-Rod. Pretty fun.

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/10/31/choose-your-own-rodventure-the-saga-of-alex-rodriguez/

typeOnegative13NY · Nov 3, 2007

This guy is quickly becoming the biggest douche in sports. Everyone hates him,fans and players. He won't be accepted anywhere he goes with that paycheck above his teamates. I'm so glad we're done with him.

Penning10toColes · Nov 3, 2007

This statement implies that A-Rod wasn't the biggest douche in sports before this.

typeOnegative13NY · Nov 3, 2007

Penning10toColes said: ↑

This statement implies that A-Rod wasn't the biggest douche in sports before this.
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good point. But Bonds was definetly in the running.

Barry the Baptist · Nov 3, 2007

typeOnegative13NY said: ↑

good point. But Bonds was definetly in the running.
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To think I actually agree with Bonds about the HOF ball, he should just say fuck the ball here's my bat.

Pennythetowelboy · Nov 4, 2007

this is what happens if he signs with the mets...

You even carry the Mets to the World Series. But in the Series, you face your former teammates, the New York Yankees, and your Mets lose in seven games. Through it all, you show off your usual playoff swing and go 1-for-32 with 28 strikeouts.

During the next winter, a picture of you drowning your sorrows on the laps of five different strippers appears on the cover of the New York Post. It's only then that you realize that even though Queens may seem like a small market, it's still New York City.

You spend the rest of your career living in the basement of the new Citi Field after your wife kicks you out of the house. You're scared to leave the park because it's encircled by tabloid photographers. The rest of your career is spent ducking reporters, seeking out new therapists, dodging garbage thrown at you from the stands, and throwing ground ball after ground ball into the third row of the seats while putting up numbers only marginally better than Mike Gallego. But hey, you got your money, and your agent got his commission.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

devilonthetownhallroof · Nov 4, 2007

Here's the Red Sox...

You send Boras to the curb and take the Red Sox offer of a paltry $26.7 million per year. It just makes too much sense. You're the best player in baseball. They're the best organization. And that Green Monster is just so close. They can afford you and they can put a team around you that will get you that ring. This is how it should be.

Still, things get off to a very rough start in Boston. You use your dictionary to try and determine the meaning of the word "fack" which the fans keep yelling at you in conjunction with the word "you" at every public appearance. People yell at you and your wife at every intersection. You can't even go to a strip club without the dancers yelling at you to not choke this year. If New York was bad, Boston is 100 times worse.

And then a funny thing happens. When your teammates get their rings on Opening Day, you save their butts with a walk-off home run. And then you hit another home run. And another. And at the end of April, you've hit 23 homers, the most anyone's ever hit in a month, ever. And you find something else out; Boston can love anyone. They already took Randy Moss and Manny Ramirez in, why not you next? All you have to do is know how to win. You can do that, right?
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