Chinese Long Distance Kissing Device....Brilliant

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    #1 Brook!, Feb 25, 2023
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    #2 abyzmul, Feb 26, 2023
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    you have to strap the device to your ass
     
    #3 BrowningNagle, Feb 26, 2023
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    The chinaman is not the issue dude.
     
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    Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
     
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  6. Brook!

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    I came all the way to your hometown you ignored me. Meh.
     
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    Can that device be programmed for some other "mouthy" things?


    Asking for a perverted friend... ;)
     
    #7 Acad23, Feb 26, 2023
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    Wasn't something like this on The Big Bang Theory?

    Sent from my SM-S906U using Tapatalk
     
    #8 Greenday4537, Feb 26, 2023
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    Wow, is there a built in tongue? It looks like a sex toy. How long before remote blowjobs become a thing?
     
    #9 Jets OG fan, Feb 26, 2023
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    Come on man, play the game - "beat around the bush" like everyone else did.
     
    #10 Ralebird, Feb 26, 2023
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You're the new championjets69. He kept trying to get me to have lunch with him for like 10 years.
     
    #11 abyzmul, Feb 26, 2023
  12. Brook!

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    And most likely he passed away during Covid :( I won't wait for you that long.
     
    #12 Brook!, Feb 26, 2023
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah not sure what happened there but he was of advanced age.
     
    #13 abyzmul, Feb 26, 2023
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    ...first the set up.....patience.......then hints & clues follow at the 1:47 mark...

     
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