Brook! Guarantees It: Jets Draft luck will turn for good this year

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Yep.

    Trust Brook! guys.

    Since becoming a Jets fan back in 2006 Brook has always watched the Draft drunk.

    This year, April 29th is in the holy month of Ramadan.

    Brook! doesn't drink or gamble during Ramadan.

    That means Jets will have a stellar draft and land the francise QB all of us are waiting for.

    Trust me fellas. This is the year Jets luck will turn for good!
     
    #1 Brook!, Apr 16, 2021
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  2. KY Jets Fan

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    I’ll be sure to drink an extra bourbon for you on draft night Brook!
     
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  3. FJF

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    Ugh. Why would you do this brook? You know you’re a mush.
     
    #3 FJF, Apr 16, 2021
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  4. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    I will bump this thread once we are in the playoffs in 2021 or 2022. Watch it mister. It is coming :)
     
    #4 Brook!, Apr 16, 2021
  5. BrowningNagle

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    Muslim fan believes Mormon QB will be good because of his fasting during Ramadan :confused:

    I guess both faith traditions are against alcohol so you may be onto something...
     
    #5 BrowningNagle, Apr 16, 2021
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    I admire your commitment to your faith. I will be doing enough drinking for both of us. May your wishes be answered.
    Here is to the best draft since Mangold and DeBrick
     
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    Brook you need to put in for May13th as a personal day because you'll be in no condition to go to work. The only thing we don't know is if your bender on the night of the 12th will be for celebration or cursing the draft.
     
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  8. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Lol. I will wait until May 14th to drink :)
     
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    Oh Lord. You and your guarentees.

    Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk
     
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    Weren’t you the guy who guaranteed a Bucs loss in the super bowl?
     
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  12. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Yep :(

    I sometimes suck with my guarantees
     
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    If you're not lying by a pool in Miami it doesn't count.
     
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    I am NOT judging as an imperfect Jew myself, but aren’t you not supposed to drink at all?!
     
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    that day is going to be a hell of a party
     
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  16. Brook!

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    Exactly BN. I plan to drink brainlessly. Missed the taste of a col beer. It is Day 11. Godspeed!
     
    #16 Brook!, Apr 23, 2021
  17. PennyandtheJets

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    The last time I was TANKED for a draft was when Darrelle Revis was drafted.

    Definitely gotta drink more this year...
     
    #17 PennyandtheJets, Apr 23, 2021
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