"Da Jets aww makin' a mokury of da cawt system. DIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! OUTRAGEOUS! Eddie, get me da name of da cawt clerk at the New Yawk County Suhpreme Cawt, Criminal Term. He duhsurves to haff his name known. Don' he realize Braylun culd haff killed someone? Now Braylun and is goin to be allowed to play in Foxboro. Dat clerk is gonna haff BLOOD ON HIS HANDS if Braylun gets drunk again befaw he drives up theyuh and kills someone. What if Mr T's kidz aww crossing I-95 when Braylun comes ZOOMING up da road drunk widt Brick and GOALSTON in dat car?!?!?!?"
When you make game changing catches you should be allowed to drive a little tipsy. :breakdance::beer: