...being totally in love with your wife, believing she is totally in love with you, then finding out she is sleeping with the gardener. Then realizing you live in an apartment. I got this idea for a thread from a response I posted to Champ in the "Jets' Will Make Playoffs !!!" thread. It's just something to do besides argue about who should be the #4 pick, or whatever second-string player we signed to bring us to the playoffs this year. So what is being a Jets fan like to you?
Being a jets fan is like having to watch nfl.com/gamestats 13 weeks a season to see what the jets are doing. It's like being stuck on a message board with complaining fans and bad trolls. :lol: jk It's like (seriously) spending too much time posting on the internet. Basically, being a Jets fan has made me twice the geek I already am.:grin:
...is like bringing home a chick from a club, getting the best oral of your life, then turning on the light to be able to see, and catching a glimpse of her "package." Then just turning the light back off.
...Is like having an enima with hot wax. At first you don't mind, then it hurts like hell, then you go numb and pass out.
...catching crabs. You know they'll be gone soon, but you check every day to see if any progress has been made.
Being a Jets fan is like throwing your nads in a wood chipper then realize you want it back and try to piece it back together but actually getting woodchips mixed in
...is like going in for a prostate exam because you were told a really hot nurse would handle you. When you get there it's Freddy Krugar in a blonde wig.
don't go all poetic on us:lol: Being a Jets fan is like waiting all year for Christmas (or Hannukah:beer: ) and then getting clothes as presents.
Beina Jets fan is like... an Alanis song that chicks everywhere know the words to and men everywhere cringe at when they hear it... Ellis
Being a psychic trying to get people to believe you can predict the future (Jets will win the superbowl) but noone will listen becdause you are always wrong.
like celebrating that its friday and the work week is over, but then your boss calls you and tells you that you need to come in early to catch up on BOTH saturday and sunday ( gotta love office space)
i've always said being a jets fan is like being in an abusive relationship. It's like i'm the battered wife, and the jets are the abusive husband. they'll always make it like everything is ok, and maybe treat me extra well to make me forget about all the crap in the past (you know...like a winning streak or an amazing season like 98 or 02), but inevitably the husband will get too angry or too drunk and beat the shit out of me, putting me back at square one. But the good times are enough to keep me from ever leaving...i'll always hang around thinking that it's never gonna happen again. hahaa...maybe a little morbid, but you gotta admit it really is like this for us jets fans..
Its like playing the lottery every week.... but really, really thinking that you have a chance to win....... and you don't....... Seriously, its memories, some good, alot bad..... and hope.... kinda like the rest of life......
