AN OPEN PRAYER... PLEASE NOT MERGE! We need POWER!!

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  1. chrisrex

    chrisrex Active Member

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    (I was so hectic about being merged, that I screwed up the thread title!!)

    Dear God (or whatever deity you pray to),

    I am not asking for something that is very hard or major... Today I am not looking for you to house the homeless... to feed the hungry children... to stop rampant disease...

    All that I ask is for Mangini to be fired.

    I do not wish for him to suffer or remain unemployed, I just do not want him coaching the Jets anymore.

    Please find it in your infinite wisdom and mercy to grant us our wish.

    Yay, you are a wise and merciful God(/goddess/goat/fat buddha/bright light)

    Amen

    -Chris
     
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    Scikotic Banned

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    God isn't a sports fan there bud.
     
  3. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    And if he is, he is not a Jets fan. THATS FOR SURE.
     
  4. Namath2Kolber

    Namath2Kolber New Member

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    Seriously, don't merge this thread. It's a totally original thought and no one has thought to post this yet.
     
  5. chrisrex

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    That's not true. God is a HUGE football fan. And Cricket. I never said he had perfect taste.
     
  6. chrisrex

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    AMEN!

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  7. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    he was being sarcastic
     
  8. chrisrex

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    So? Only a weak man takes an annoying, negative comment at face value and lets it affect his actions in a negative way.
     
  9. firemanedjr

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    God hates me. It's all my fault. Every time I get attached to a team, they lose in the most heartbreaking painful way possible. The Mets the past three years. Penn State in 2005 and this year. Now the Jets.

    You want to know what's worse? The last 28 pro games I've been to, my team has lost. I'm 0-3 with the Jets, 0-18 with the Mets, 0-5 with the Islanders, and 0-2 with the Knicks, in the past three years. I did the math, considering the W-L record of those teams, the odds of that are about 3.67 trillion to 1 against. But, no, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus, no God, no reason to watch sports anymore.
     

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