The painful part about it is that he could've essentially done the same thing without completely tossing his infant. He could've just held him and done the entire stupid fucking thing with the kid in his hands. Those mats aren't exactly comforter soft for a child's head. They're harder than a mattress. What a moron.
What the frig. Isn't that borderline child abuse? Death by hillbilly . . . or something? Plus, he said something about a gender reveal. I hope it's a he/she just to serve those dumbasses right. Gender reveal! I honestly never even knew this was a thing until about two years ago when I got assaulted with it. It's almost up there with baby showers, which are shameless, disgusting money grabs as it is. You decided to get knocked up, so therefore I must give you money and gifts. It's so manipulative, and then if you don't go, or worse, you don't give anything, you're a thoughtless cheapskate. I'll give you something, alright. A gift-wrapped box of Trojans. Maybe I should have a Mattress Reveal in retribution. Mine is getting a little saggy in the middle, I think I'll throw it out. Then I'll send out invitations to all of my friends and family with a link to my Mattress Registry. Throw money at one of my three choices, and at the party, I'll reveal which one I decided to buy with YOUR money. See you there!
