45 One Liners

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Endlessly Counting, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. Endlessly Counting

    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    With all the great responses to the "reminiscence" threads we've been reading lately, I thought it might be fun to post a revised and updated version of a "humorous" reply I posted several years ago to someone who stated that the Jets had no excuse for not winning the Super Bowl since 1969.

    So here you have 45 one-line explanations (some would say pathetic & lame excuses) as to why the Jets missed out of the Super Bowl for the past 45 years.
    Hopefully, we'll see the irony, the humor, the bad luck and the repetitive nature of the problems that have befallen the Jets in their quest to win another Super Bowl. It might be fun to see if you could catch all the references, and I hope the old ones are not too obscure.

    1969 Jets play-off chances vs KC blown away by the strong winds at Shea
    1970 Namath injured
    1971 Namath injured
    1972 Jets finish second, only 7 games behind undefeated Dolphins
    1973 Namath injured
    1974 Jets think season begins in Week 9
    1975 Jets fail to live up to unrealistic pre-season expectations
    1976 Lou Holtz thinks NFL season only lasts 13 games
    1977 Not all Alabama QBs drafted in first round are the same
    1978 Matt Robinson comes off bench to spark a promising 8-8 season
    1979 Matt Robinson’s injury leads to a disappointing 8-8 season
    1980 Jets fail to live up to unrealistic pre-season expectations
    1981 Fumble on kick-off leads to unexpected Bills victory over Jets in play- offs
    1982 Todd completes 20 passes, including 5 to Dolphins, in AFC championship game
    1983 Walton turns cap forward, Jets take a step backward
    1984 Gastineau gets O’Brien arrested @ disco, ruins Jets season
    1985 Fumble on kick-off leads to unexpected Pats victory over Jets in play-offs
    1986 Gastineau commits single worst penalty in Jets history, ruins Jets season
    1987 Gastineau crosses picket line, ruins Jets season
    1988 Gastineau quits team, ruins Jets season
    1989 Coach for life Walton coaches one year too long
    1990 New coach, same old Jets
    1991 Blair Thomas fumbles
    1992 Browning Nagle fails to live up to unrealistic pre-season expectations
    1993 Jets’ failure to live up to realistic pre-season expectations gets Coslet canned
    1994 Marino spikes Jets
    1995 Rich Kotite
    1996 Rich Kotite
    1998 Parcells thinks Leon Johnson can pass
    1998 Jets think AFC championship game only 40 minutes long
    1999 Vinny snaps his Achilles
    2000 Groh’s Cavalier attitude costs Jets
    2001 Jets can’t beat Raiders two games in a row
    2002 Jets can’t beat Raiders two seasons in a row
    2003 Chad snaps his wrist
    2004 Herm plays not to win the game vs Steelers
    2005 Jets lose two QBs for season in same game
    2006 Mangenius not enough for Jets to overcome Pats
    2007 Mangidiot too much for Jets to overcome
    2008 Favre shows his privates but hides his injury
    2009 Jets think AFC championship game only 30 minutes long
    2010 Jets think AFC championship game starts at 8:00 pm
    2011 Eric Smith misses tackles on Tebow & Cruz, ruins Jets season
    2012 Sanchez makes too many turnovers
    2013 Geno makes too many turnovers
     
  2. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    That Gastineau was a busy boy, wasn't he?
     
  3. DoubleDecker87

    DoubleDecker87 Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking the same thing lol no way I would've been a fan of him.
     
  4. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    The last one for this year should be Clyde Gates drops td pass in endzone,or Lack of playmakers catches up with Jets after 5-4 start
     
  5. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Gastineau have a hot daughter? What happened to her?
     
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    This is gold.
     
  7. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Defensive Coordinator in the Lingerie Bowl...both teams.
     
  8. HardHitta

    HardHitta Well-Known Member

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    Best thread of all-time, hands down.
     
  9. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    You did a very god job on this,,,,,,,,nicely done
     
  10. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    This is great stuff.
     
  11. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff! You can add:

    2014 Manziel caught with underage strippers
     
  12. MenOverGod

    MenOverGod Well-Known Member

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    My NYJ history knowledge is now off the charts.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  13. Lon Chaney

    Lon Chaney Well-Known Member

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    2014 - Geno gets playmakers, still stinks
     
  14. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    LOL 2000 Groh’s Cavalier attitude costs Jets

    Well done right there. :lol:

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  15. Big Blocker

    Big Blocker Well-Known Member

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    Hey, great OP. Funny but also painful, as in the Lou Holtz and Blair Thomas references in particular. At least for me.

    I do have one quibble, though. I know Eric Smith was not a popular player, but to pin 2011 on him is more than a bit much.

    I guess I should also add your entry on 1978 is not in keeping with the rest. Robinson coming off the bench was the reason it was another failed season?

    Loved the 1992- 1993 sequence. Well played.
     
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    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I think the point was, those two plays epitomized in a nutshell the failures at the end of the season.

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  17. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't you ever watch "The Gastineau Girls"
     
  18. Big Blocker

    Big Blocker Well-Known Member

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    I kind of think Muck's meltdowns epitomized the way 2011 went, but I understand your point.

    Ftr I blame Kyle Wilson more on Cruz's reception than Smith.
     
  19. 4jetfans

    4jetfans Well-Known Member

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    In 1998 didnt we loss a punt in the wind,, Think that was David Meget. Could have been called " Gone With The Wind )
     
  20. nyjunc

    nyjunc 2008 TGG Bryan Cox "Most Argumentative" Award Winn

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    It was a kickoff.

    we had a 10-0 lead then the play of the game happened. A bomb from Elway to McCaffery that set up a TD to cut it to 10-7 then meggett screwed up the KO and Den recovered and tied it as we never recovered after those plays.
     

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