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Discussion in 'National Football League' started by Jetsfansince95, Nov 16, 2023.
Fourth pick six of the year for Daron Bland puts Dallas up by three TDs. That ties the NFL record.
I believe about two weeks ago that I (half-kiddingly) "predicted" that Tommy DeVito would show to be a better QB than Zach within three weeks of regular play.
Now I wish I had (half-kiddingly) predicted the PowerBall numbers at the same time. I was on a roll...
Thoughts apparently don't apply...
I was 1/6 on number selections last night.... but that one number was an opposite field off platform guess...
Toughest sonofabitch I ever met
until that horrible woman stripped him of his dignity..... and clothes!
Too bad for DeVito stats don’t matter.
Tommy DeVito having a better game than Zach has had in his career. But Zach threw a no look pass last week so he has a hIGh CeILinG.
Every team so far has scored a touchdown. Guess it's up to the Jets to stop the streak.
O’Connell just zached up the game
Steelers outgained, of course, but actually lose this time.
I forget exactly where this was from. Was this from the guy who faked brain cancer? Greenhornet?
That is exactly the one. I bet @Dierking or @The Waterboy can recount that part of it better than me though.
Not to take this way off the beaten path, let alone thread topic, but here is a Hornet timeline KOZ put together ways back when
2-28-06: Homemade bomb blew up in my face recently, but I'm ok.
5-16-06: Bought a new car- yippee.
6-23-06: Warts on my "drill bit."
9-12-06: The "Hornet Position" with his wife during sex.
10/6/06: I am so sick- "Path Train Bronchitis."
4/10/07: Don't have the same zip anymore.
6/13/07: Popped a rib knuckle in my sleep.
1/26/08: Couldn't have sex with my wife in the shower.
3/16/08: Self-administered shower wand enema in a hotel bathroom, somewhere in Southeast Asia.
4/30/08: Today's my birthday, had a big party at my house with band from Philly, 4 magnums of Grey Goose.
7/31/08: Wife may be pregnant.
12/31/08: Happy New Year- my life sucks, I'm leaving the board, cyst on my neck, operated on myself, blood and puss all over bathroom, gave the doc $200 cash for follow-up surgery, "Toughest SOB he ever met." I "ate tea and crackers" so that my kids could survive.
5/1/09: You missed my birthday.
5/5/09: My thigh has reduced feeling.
5/6/09: Operated on ingrown pimple near my taint.
5/6/09: Numbness in thigh, applied current through 2 needles burried 2 inches deep in my leg, balls are tingling, calling a neurologist.
5/22/09: Fell asleep on the shitter for 2 hours.
8/21/09: My ass is functioning normally.
9/16/09: "Should I stay or go" poll, followed by "I'm not looking for attention."
9/16/09: "Delete my pole."
10/1/09: Sorry about poll, SAD makes its first appearance, bad meds lead to imbalance.
10/19/09: UPS Guy Felt Me up the other day.
12/1/09: Took some kids who may not even be my own, fishing- here's pics to prove it.
12/16/09: "How's your Lilly, Pilf?" Creepy and filled with inuendo.
12/22/09: I HAVE CANCER!!!!!!! Incurable, can't be operated upon.
12/24/09: Claims that he lost first son "in womb," lost job in 2003 recession- more about tea and crackers.
12/27/09: Cancer CAN NOW BE REMOVED!!!! 5 days after initial diagnosis, it hasn't spread, telling "kids" tomorrow.
12/29/09: 2 Proton treatments.
1/4/10: "Dad DON'T DIE!!!!" Dr. Manhard and Amani Toomer make their first appearance.
1/8/10: I just threw up.
1/16/10: It's a MIRACLE!!! Toomer has shrunk 7mm in one week. Praise Jesus! Surgery in 7 days!
1/21/10: Surgery tomorrow.
1/22/10: "Sonny" makes his first appearance.
1/29/10: Walking and unsteady on feet, 8 days after brain surgery.
1/31/10: Back home.
2/1/10: "Think of what Dennis Byrd had to endure!!!" I'm doing my mother-f'cking taxes!!!!
The Vikes gotta center-QB exchange is nebulous.
Dobbs still kicking ass.
I read this three times and don’t get it.
I was saying that Dobbs was playing well.
First line still doesn’t make sense.
What were Skyy Moore’s parents thinking?
Oh... yeah. I was saying the qb-center exchange was kinda hinky.
They almost fumbled a few times.
Not the best word choice by me... I probably meant 'tenuous'.
Hurts just doesn’t look right.