Rookie mistake. Players with more experience know to use unoccupied homes as drop spots, and the packages NEVER require a signature.
1) If you have 7.5 pounds of weed and a bunch of scales/bags/bongs and whatnot in your house, don't invite the police to search the premises! 2) If I had to play for the Bengals, I'd probably want to be baked for every second of it too.
I bet Simpson's lawyer will say he didn't know what the people living in his house were doing, and say exactly that. They are going to try and dump this on the guy who signed for the package and Simpson will plead to a misdemeanor of some kind relating to allowing his premises to be used in the commission of a crime.
my first thought was, "wtf do you need 2.5 more pounds of pot when you already got 6 pounds at home?!". bc i'm thinking like me, a pot head...."that'll last me x weeks". which is wrong. after reading this, the obvious distribution aspect comes into play. now i'm thinking, wtf are you dealing weed for. like of all the drugs in the game, that's the one you make the least amount of money off of. furthermore, you're an NFL player. granted you may not be a 10-million dollar man, but you're making a salary greater than most in this country. what the fuck do you need to sell drugs for? now all i can think of is where can i get my hands on some of that, i ran out last night
dumbest shit ive heard in a while. its all kinds of dumb to be a dexter jackson, santonio holmes type but that is a brand new species of stupid. distribution? really. sounds like more people knew them for green than for football. simpson is a solid player too.
not for nothing... but now that its all been confiscated, why would he want in? note: yes i realize he's kidding..
these idiots just think nobody will ever catch us. so they determine that weed yields a higher return than the stock market and away they go. retards. complete and total retards.
1 jurisdictional issues, is it going to be state or federal, and 2 if he is cooperating what he is eventually charged with will be determined by how useful the information he gives up is. If he helps them make arrests and shut down a nationwide distributor he may only get charged with a lesser crime. If his info is useless they hit him with the full conspiracy charges.