10 Reasons why fans around baseball hate Boston.

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  1. TampaBayJetsFan85

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    #1:The fans

    Red Sox Nation? They weren't even known as "Red Sox Nation" until they started winning championships, which in case New Englanders forget (and it seems they have) was only a few years ago. Before 2004, Red Sox fans were like Cubs fans: lovable losers. You felt sorry for them when Bucky Dent, Bill Buckner and Aaron Boone happened. Then they won a World Series and then another and now they, including all the bandwagon jumpers, parade around like they invented the game. They were more fun — and a whole lot classier — when they were cursed.

    #2:Bill Buckner

    Yeah, Red Sox fans are all peachy with Bill Buckner, the supposed goat of the 1986 World Series, these days. But from 1986 until the Red Sox won in 2004? They treated Buckner like dirt, running him out of town and making him live in shame all because the Red Sox didn't have the jam to hold on to a 3-0 lead in Game 7 two nights after Buckner had the audacity to let a grounder skip between his legs.

    #3:Manny being Manny

    If any other player pulled some of the stunts Manny Ramirez has, he would be considered a troublemaker. But everyone just smiles, shrugs and says, "That's Manny being Manny," and that makes it all okay? Try that at work tomorrow. Goof off and when the boss says something, just say, "Hey, that's Joe being Joe," and see what happens. Okay, honestly? I used to love Manny, and you can't deny he is one of the best hitters in the history of the game. But he lost my support when he reportedly shoved the team's traveling secretary over the weekend for not getting him enough tickets. That's not Manny being Manny. That's Manny being a jerk.

    #4:It's a Boston thing

    The Patriots, despite their Super Bowl loss to the Giants, still have had football's best team over the past decade and probably still have a chance to win the whole thing next season. The Celtics pull a rabbit out of their hats (actually two — Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen) and go from one of the worst teams in the NBA to a record 17th NBA title. Far from "earning" a championship ring. The Celtics actually did what Boston fans hated most about the Yankees: They "purchased" their "Championship"

    #5:They're jerks

    Think of some of the legendary names in Red Sox history: Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk, Carl Yastrzemski, Jim Rice. Know what two things they have in common? They were all great players. And they were all crotchety, cranky and ornery cusses.

    #6:Curt Schilling

    I know he's not around, and, sincerely, we hate to see anyone's career end on an injury. But …

    Shut up. Please. Please shut up. You talk too much. Remember a few years ago when he popped off on Lou Piniella, claiming Piniella no longer knows how the game is played? (This year's NL Central standings suggest otherwise.) That's just one of like a million things Schilling, right, has said over the years — to newspaper reporters, on the radio, on TV … in his own blog! I swear, someday a YouTube clip is going to show him rubbing ketchup on that, ahem, bloody sock. Okay, we get it, you had a cut on your foot. They're rich but act poor.

    #7:Crying hypocrites

    For years, Red Sox fans bellyached about their rivals, the Yankees, and how much money the Yankees would spend on players. Well, you know what? You guys are the Yankees, too. You win championships because you spend money. So don't act like you're the organization with all the sharp baseball minds who built through the draft and shrewd waiver-wire pickups with a tiny payroll. That's the Rays, not you guys.

    #8:Their "Genious" Front office

    Oh yeah, sure, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein, right, is a genius. It takes real brilliance to recognize that Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell are, uh, pretty good and we should write them a check from a limitless bank account. No, genius is trading away a player like Delmon Young for Matt Garza and Jason Bartlett.

    #9:Jason Varitek's C

    Jason Varitek is the Red Sox captain, and he wears a "C" on his uniform. This isn't hockey. Why is he the only guy in baseball wearing a C? In fact, what does a baseball captain even do? Wearing a "C" is just arrogant. "Hey, look at us, we have a captain." "Hey, lookie at me. I'm the leader." The Yankees have a captain, too, but you don't see Derek Jeter feeling the need to announce to the world that he has a job that has no duties. If you want to lead, then lead. But you don't have to tell everyone that you lead.


    #10:Coco Crisp and Jonathan Papelbon

    Don't get us started on Coco. He starts all the trouble by spiking Akinori Iwamura (an innocent man). If Crisp has something against Bartlett for "hurting his thumb", well then get your revenge on Bartlett, who simply made a baseball type of play. Attacking an innocent player in Iwimura (Who speaks no English) Just shows how much of a coward Crisp really is. Then has the nerve to storm the mound when James Shields hits him in the leg? Whatever. Everything calms down, everything is evened up then Papelbon, right, runs his mouth about the whole thing not being over. Unless you plan on grabbing a bat and standing in a batter's box, you probably shouldn't say anything. And while we're at it, does Kevin Youkilis have to wet his pants and throw helmets every time he gets called out on strikes or pops up with a runner on third and one out? The last time I checked, Pappelbon never even had a chance to walk the walk during the Rays sweep of the series. We all know he can "Talk the talk".

    Don't you just hate that?
     
  2. devilonthetownhallroof

    devilonthetownhallroof 2007 TGG Fantasy Baseball League Champion

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    I like how you left out the part at the end where the actual writer praises the Sox for how they run their organization and win.
     
  3. TampaBayJetsFan85

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    I left the parts that matter. Those are some of the reasons why people hate you type of fans.

    Are you a Jets or Patriots fan? Patriots?
     
  4. TampaBayJetsFan85

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    Well peace out, I'm off to the Rays message boards to talk about the game tonight! Cya in a couple of days because tomorrow it's off to the Trop for game 3.

    Actually, I'll come back to this thread later tonight, just to say

    "4 games!"

    And the Rays have already reached 1,000,000 in attendance this year.

    See ya, after the game :=) Bout to talk with some fans that actually know a little something something about baseball, take it easy.

    lol... The "Bsoton meltdown"
     
  5. Cellar-door

    Cellar-door Active Member

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    the red sox nation thing has actually always been true, I live in CA, and whenever the sox played the A's or angels even before 2004 there are tons of sox fans there, i know it's been true in BAL, TOR, TB TEX and SEA as well.

    Edit i feel the need to address a few more since they are so stupid.

    The celtics playin a league with a cap, how is that buying a championship, they made good trades, they didn't sign anyone theyh also only had the 7th highest payroll.

    Lowell and Beckett weren't signings they were traded for.
     
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  6. Boss Revis

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    I want to root for Tampa, but sadly it is becoming hard.

    You are worse than the Yankees and Red Sox fans.

    Act like you've been there before.

    Oh wait... you haven't...
     
  7. dubagedi

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    The important parts? You're right, the overall tone which makes it clear that the article is totally tongue-in-cheek is unimportant.

    You know why those parts are important? Because if that article were an attempt at legitimate list of reasons to hate a city, it would be retarded.

    What the Rays have done is not spectacular in any way. Every single year of their existence they have had they opportunity to select the best/ one of the very elite amateur players in the country. After all these years of having high draft slots, they should be loaded with young talent.
     
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  8. devilonthetownhallroof

    devilonthetownhallroof 2007 TGG Fantasy Baseball League Champion

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    I like how he tried to add things to make it look like he wrote it, and the parts he added are all misspelled and have horrid grammar.
     
  9. jgangstahippie7:18

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    11. Pedro Martinez: Need I say more?
     
  10. Boss Revis

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    I wonder if the real Rays fans are like this.
     
  11. jkgrandchamp

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    The funny part is that the Yanks and the Sux are creeping up on them.
     
  12. vinsjets

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    They are. Everyone in Tampa is.
     
  13. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    This kids a fast learner. It took Patriots fans a couple of seasons worth of success to start acting like this.
     
  14. TampaBayJetsFan85

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    Why do you say things like "Kids" and always think about little kids and stuff like that man? Oh yeah, I forgot... Your a little sick pedofile, your the scum of scum man.

    I don't talk to little pedofiles but just so you know, I'm 10 times more of a Jets fan than a Rays fan, but it's basball season and I'm loving this Rays team. And will always support this Rays team. In the same way that I support this Jets team. Win or lose, I'm a die hard fan of my teams.

    I'm a die hard fan of the Jets, Knicks and Rays (In that order), it's hard to be a sports fan but the Rays are making it that much more exciting so far
     
  15. Boss Revis

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  16. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    were there this many Rays threads and comments last season?
     
  17. wildthing202

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    Only when the Yankees played them.
     
  18. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Well, at least someone believes joejet's stories.
     
  19. Penning10toColes

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    I would like to take offense with the Bill Buckner entry...didn't Fenway cheer him in (I think) 1990 when he returned? I could've sworn they were pretty nice thim up until the turn of the century, when I think the Boston media went completely out of control. Could be wrong though.
     
  20. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    This was good for a chuckle but now I see it wasn't made by a Yankee fan, it was posted by a bandwagon fan so it loses points....
     

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