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The entrepreneurial business magazine "Fast Company" was named so only because "Mike Wallace and His Bitches" didn't have the same ring to it.
Newton's Second Law States that Force equals Mass times Mike Wallace.
Mike Wallace is so fast that when he takes a dump, he's done wiping before the plop.
Sprint's logo was originally black and red, but they changed it to black and yellow when they started raping their customers. Mike Wallace is so...
Nah - it's because no one can run like Mike Wallace and the Runnin' Reb is disrespectful to him. [IMG] Pittsburgh delenda est.
Score an 89 YD TD with only one shoe? Ha - Mike Wallace can do the same thing with one leg. Check that - Mike Wallace is so well endowed he can...
As I said in another, less specific, thread, the weather here is very strange. It was in the low 40s on Monday - and nearly a foot of accumulated...
Ole Miss is changing its mascot not because of issues regarding the confederacy, but out of respect to Mike Wallace.
Mike Wallace is so fast that his cuts can break the ankles of snakes.
Michael Phelps started smoking pot after the Olympics because he was depressed about not being as fast as Mike Wallace.
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Mike Wallace is so fast that he doesn't need to be able to score a TD dragging two pro-bowl secondary defenders - they wouldn't be able to catch...
Mike Wallace's penetrating speed is so fast, he has changed the definition of rape.
Mike Wallace is so fast that he doesn't give the refs time to call penalties, so Ryan Clark leads with his helmet as always, and the Steeler fans...
Weatherford set the NFL record for most punts inside the 20 this year. How is that catching lightning in a bottle twice? You are not giving the...
Why are NASCAR television ratings down? Because Mike Wallace can make right turns. Pittsburgh delenda est.
Red challenge flags are useless against Mike Wallace. No level of slow motion can show him on film.
Star Trek has warp speed. Star Wars has hyper speed. Guess what? Mike Wallace doesn't give a f***.
Apparently, there are three buttons on my old VCR - Rewind, Play and Mike Wallace.
Popeye's Chicken is changing its slogan to "Louisiana: Brought to You by Mike Wallace."
