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i swear man, mangini is like this tall- really i have seen pictures

 

"Get ready, because If I get hit Sunday, you're back in"

 

Green : "I'm telling you they should really extend the padding in the helmets at least this far i mean come on, not even I could get a concussion if my helmet was 3 feet thick! "

Bulger : "Trent, I hate you you know that right?"

Green : "of course I know you love me marky, which is why even if i throw a bomb on sunday, you'll still be the real bomb of course..."

Bulger : walks over to Chris long, "Chris the idiot over there #12, he's not wearing a red jersey, it's ok to rip his head off."

long : " anything to help out the team Marc!"

Long gets through untouched on the next play in practice, runs right by green and races over to the sideline where he promptly rips off Bulgers head.

Long : "I don't hurt my starting quarterback, dickwad! "

Bulger lies limp on the sideline only one thought crossing his mind "I fucking hate my life. I wish I were a detroit Lion..."

end rant about stupid picture...

 

Green--Torry Holt told me you missed him by this much when he was wide open!

Bulger--that little prick; next time he goes over the middle, I'm throwing one so he has to stretch out; that is, if I ever get another chance to throw one.

Guy behind Bulger--I heard that mother-fu**er and I'm telling Torry.

Guy behing Green--F**k all these guys, why can't I get a decent job instead of picking up these mo-fo's undies?

 

I swear her asshole could get this wide dude.

 

so I throw the ball that way

 

So I was looking for my keys under this fence at the zoo and this Camel came up behind me and mounted me his schlong was this big

 

"Don't look now Trent, but there's a giant spider over there crawling up Chris Long's back..."

 

Trent: Alright, so I was standing behind Brett, right, when all of a sudden, I dunno what happened exactly, but all of a sudden he takes a massive dump right on my hand... at least I think it was a dump... I dunno, maybe he was like laying an egg or something. Weirdest thing was, I got a huge sense of deja vu, like this has happened to me before. It was like crazy. But seriously, this shit was huge and brown.. right on my hand too, man.. it was gross.. and all leathery.. and it was like this big!

Marc: That was the football, Trent. God, I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life... huh, I'll be damned.. I kinda look like John Stamos with this helmet on... I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life.....

 

Trent Green:"So Kurt, this year were gonna win Super Bowl XXXIV, I have a feeling. If I go down its up to you Kurt"

Bulger: (stares off)

 

Green: Linehan's ass is about this big.

Bulger (thinking): Yeah, I guess I could get my dick in him.