Hypothetical Question of Dedication

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  1. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    I think this might be posted in the wrong forum but I couldn't figure out where else it should go. Mods, feel free to move it to where you think it would be o appropriate. That being said:

    Let's say you, a loyal and dedicated Jets fan are sitting in a bar enjoying the intoxication when suddenly you spot Gisele Bundchen sitting a few seats down from you. Over the course of your eavesdropping on her conversation with her friend you come to realize that she is pissed off at Tom Brady, intends to cheat on him, and to top it off wants to film it and send the video to him as a last slap in the face. The question is: what would you be willing to do to be that guy?
     
  2. Docny1975

    Docny1975 New Member

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    Odd question is like what would you do for a klondike bar
     
  3. Italian Seafood

    Italian Seafood New Member

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    If I wasn't married with two kids I would do it. Or if they weren't filming it. :D
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I'd do it with a Mo Lewis Jersey on.
     
  5. Devman14

    Devman14 New Member

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    hells yea i would tap Gisell's fine ass and make Tom Brady cry all while having the best night of my life!
     
  6. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    The hell with filming it. I need to have Tom Brady in the room with me so he has to watch it in person.
     
  7. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    nevermind ... reading comprehension issues
     
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  8. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    ROFLMAO. You know a guy has really gotten to the fanbase when they start posting threads about hypothetically banging his squeeze. I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble breathing now. Calling EMS...
     
  9. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Remember to high five him every now and then.




    But no eye contact.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yes, I would do it. And then I would give her some sugar cubes and a carrot.
     
  11. rmagedon

    rmagedon Active Member

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    I would do her after this thread gets moved to the Bullshit forum.
     
  12. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Doggy style... down and dirty. This way I can high five him any time I want to.
     
  13. sec314

    sec314 Well-Known Member

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    I'd give her a Cleveland steamer

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer
     
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  14. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    hrmmm - does she have "enough ass" for you though?
     
  15. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Hahahahahhahaaaa... very good, Willie. You remember my posts well, about our linemen not having "enough ass." Chris Jenkins helped solve that problem, but somehow that's not the kind of "enough ass" I'd want in Tom Brady's girl! LOL
     
  16. firemanedjr

    firemanedjr Active Member

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    Read the question:
    Answer: My left pinky.
     
  17. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    There is nothing i wouldnt do. think about it. not only are you getting a night with one of the worlds most beautiful women, but at the same time you are destroying the life of the biggest thorn in our beloved jets side (and also one of the most smug assholes ever). add in a nice cigar and a glass of johnny blue on the rocks and you got yourself the greatest experience any human on the face of the earth could ever have.
     
  18. Gloom N Doom

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    But.......what if he LIKED it ?????
     
  19. AMJets

    AMJets Well-Known Member

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    I'd do it, then put some peanut butter on her gums and make her say "Wilbur".
     
  20. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    i think you mean what would you doo ooo ooo for a klondike bar :)
     

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