An open letter to Woody Johnson!

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Dear Woody,

    First off, fuck you. Fuck your son Brick too for that matter. Sell the team and get the fuck out of our lives. If you insist on staying as an owner, at least grow a pair and fire Glenn and bring in a competent Head Coach.

    I know you are dumb as a rock. I hope there are people around you to tell you we can’t trust 8 picks in top 50 next 2 years to a HC as dumb and clueless as you are.

    Yours truly,
    A Jets fan
     
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  3. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Who should we sell to? Which potential owner would be perfect? Elon Musk? He'd at least build us the ultimate stadium, and pay for it himself. Do they allow tailgating on Mars???
     
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  5. Jetsfansince95

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    He doesn't need a letter. He needs a bullet.
     
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  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Isn't this roughly your 5th letter?
     
  7. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Don’t really remember jeto. My last one was probably 3,4 years ago. :(
     
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    ConcordeChops 2018 International Poster Award Winner

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    It’s a late entry but this is my favorite thread of 2025

    “First off, fuck you” should be held in the same regard as “Call me Ishmael” as opening lines go.
     
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    Easy Cowboy... Dial it down a bit
     
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  10. Jetsfansince95

    Jetsfansince95 Well-Known Member

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    I can't anymore how many years of being the pats bitch can we take it's been since 1999 and now we're in for another dynasty.
     
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    I much prefer he sell but those odds are zero
     
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    Cman7zero The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    By now, your Fandom scars and scabs should have become armor. We'll all be here cheering for this bunch of losers.. We're lifers man. :)
     
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    Fire Glenn and hire Kubiak! Done and Done Woody
     
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    This made me laugh out loud. Thank you for giving me something to smile about regarding the Jets.
     
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    In all honestly, Woody is never selling. What he might do, and what I honestly hope he does, is move the team to London. This will solidify our hatred for him for eternity, and it will allow long standing fans who have suffered endlessly to finally be able to say fuck this team and switch to another without any regret or shame.
     
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    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Not all of us. IF this piece of billionaire trash trots out Glenn in 2026, I'm out man. I just don't have the energy I once did. Not when it's this obvious...
     
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    This deserve a "round" on me. Drink up!
     
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    I really wish every Jets fan could CC this and mail this to his home or office
     
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    Yeah.. I feel you Mezz.. This is the end of a brutal 17game stretch but honestly, who else is there to root for besides the Jets? We all can find other shit to do on Sundays but, I guarantee all us will will find a way to check the score of any Jet game unless its another blowout.
     
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  20. mezzavo

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    Fixed that one for you my man! lol

    I had a long typing made up but that's all I'll say at this moment. To your point about who you going to root for, the Jets have basically killed my love for the game. Yeah, I'll root for the 49'ers to support my wife but my love for the game has taken a massive hit. I can't afford to go to games because of the absolute stupidity of the cost and, even if I could, why would I? At least at home I can just change the channel and not have to deal with the nightmare of getting home. I'll tell you, I don't know how season ticket holders do it. If I went to the kind of hassle it takes to get to/from a stadium only to be presented with that excuse for a football team....hell, I'd probably want to kill someone. So, we'll see how the offseason unfolds. If Glenn is there it's highly likely I won't be.
     
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