Another record of futility for us

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by NJJets, Dec 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM.

  1. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Had to put this here from the other thread.
     
  2. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I got cut off by the bartender after Rex's 1st playoff win vs the Bengals... (granted it's probably because I was behind the bar doing the J-E-T-S chant) Good times.

    I can't believe you guys were on here debating JETS futility on Christmas. The other 364 days are enough ;). @Jesus is disappoint....
     
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  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I wasn't debating, I was passing the time while I took a dump.
     
  4. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    skynet now has footage of your junk hanging in the toilet...
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    SkyNet is doing a dark synth pop remix of my plops right now. Gonna be on the charts soon.
     
  6. NOVAJET

    NOVAJET "2020 TGG Fantasy Football Champ"

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    Worst December point differentials in NFL history
    2025 Jets -107
    1960 Bears -106
    1990 Patriots -104
    2019 Panthers -98
    1990 Browns -98
     
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  7. NJJets

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    Seems like every week we add another.
     
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    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    1960 Bears lol. Was the forward pass allowed then?
     
  9. JetsUK

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    Opponents convert 4th down attempts 76.47% of the time which makes the Jets the 32nd ranked team

    On the plus side our FG conversion rates of 96.55% ranks the Jets #1
     
  10. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    One game is all that stands between the Jets secondary and ultimate futility.
     
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    And, of course, this will set the team up for even more embarrassment next season. We all just know that, when one accidentally ends up happening next season, that this team is going to celebrate harder than most Super Bowl winners do.
     
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  12. JetUp55

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    My oldest is graduating high school this year. She was 2 when the Jets were last in the playoffs. And still reading this message board and rooting for this franchise. Nice to have this group to suffer with.
     
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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Only the Jets can assemble an entire defense that is afraid of the football.
     
  14. NOVAJET

    NOVAJET "2020 TGG Fantasy Football Champ"

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    My son is 17, same here. Watches every game with me every year and they give him and all the rest of us absolutely NOTHING!
     
  15. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    That is pretty brutal... at least I had the Sack Exchange as a kid.....
     
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    Same here, my son is 17.
     
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  17. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Ok, BOTH of you go stand in a corner. When you are done with your 15 minutes in the corner I want 1,000 lines, "I will NOT expose my kid to NY Jets Football!" "I will NOT expose my kid to NY Jets Football!!"

    Talk about sports grade Child Abuse! ;)
     
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